Read 20 Valentine’s Day jokes on Prongo. Share clean love-themed puns, silly riddles, and cheerful punchlines with kids, classmates, friends, and family.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Valentine’s Day? Because it was feeling crumbly!
- Why did the tomato turn red on Valentine’s Day? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
- What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine’s Day? “I trunk you’re the best!”
- What do you call a sheep with no legs on Valentine’s Day? A wooly jumper!
- What did the cat say to its valentine? “You’re purr-fect for me!”
- What did the paper heart say to the metal heart? “You have my heart on lock!”
- What did the frog say to the princess on Valentine’s Day? “Ribbit, ribbit, be mine!”
- Why was the math book sad on Valentine’s Day? Because it had too many problems and no solutions!
- Why did the bike fall in love on Valentine’s Day? Because it was two-tired!
- What did the peanut say to its valentine? “You’re nuts, and I love you!”
- Why was the computer cold on Valentine’s Day? Because it left its Windows open!
- What did the heart say to the brain on Valentine’s Day? “You’re the brains of the operation, but I’m the heart and soul!”
- What did the telephone say to its valentine? “Ring, ring, be mine!”
- What did the lightbulb say to its valentine? “I love you more than a watt!”
- Why was the computer single on Valentine’s Day? Because it couldn’t find the “enter” key!
- What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day? “I’m nuts about you!”
- What did the tomato say to the valentine? “You make my heart ketchup!”
- What did the bee say to the flower on Valentine’s Day? “You’re my honey, my love, and my everything!”
- Why did the chicken give its valentine a box of chocolates? Because it was egg-specting a gift!
