20 Valentine's Day Jokes to Make Your Loved One Laugh Out Loud!

Bring laughter and love to your Valentine's Day with 20 kid-friendly jokes on Prongo.com! Share these adorable, light-hearted, and clean Valentine's Day jokes with your children, friends, and family to spread cheer and smiles. Visit Prongo.com now...

• Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Valentine’s Day? Because it was feeling crumbly!
• Why did the tomato turn red on Valentine’s Day? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
• What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine’s Day? “I trunk you’re the best!”
• What do you call a sheep with no legs on Valentine’s Day? A wooly jumper!
• What did the cat say to its valentine? “You’re purr-fect for me!”
• What did the paper heart say to the metal heart? “You have my heart on lock!”
• What did the frog say to the princess on Valentine’s Day? “Ribbit, ribbit, be mine!”
• Why was the math book sad on Valentine’s Day? Because it had too many problems and no solutions!
• Why did the bike fall in love on Valentine’s Day? Because it was two-tired!
• What did the peanut say to its valentine? “You’re nuts, and I love you!”
• Why was the computer cold on Valentine’s Day? Because it left its Windows open!
• What did the heart say to the brain on Valentine’s Day? “You’re the brains of the operation, but I’m the heart and soul!”
• What did the telephone say to its valentine? “Ring, ring, be mine!”
• What did the lightbulb say to its valentine? “I love you more than a watt!”
• Why was the computer single on Valentine’s Day? Because it couldn’t find the “enter” key!
• What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day? “I’m nuts about you!”
• What did the tomato say to the valentine? “You make my heart ketchup!”
• What did the bee say to the flower on Valentine’s Day? “You’re my honey, my love, and my everything!”
• Why did the chicken give its valentine a box of chocolates? Because it was egg-specting a gift!