- Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a boo-last!
- Why did the vampire get a job at the art store? He wanted to draw some blood!
- Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To bone-jangle!
- What do you call a witch who goes to the beach? A sand-witch!
- Why did the mummy call a doctor? He felt all wrapped up inside!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie!
- How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!
- What’s a ghoul’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!
- What did the zombie say to the vampire? “You suck!”
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
- What did one ghost say to the other ghost? “Do you believe in people?”
- Why did the monster eat the lantern? He wanted a light snack!
- What do you call a monster with no neck? The Lost Neck Monster!
- What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit? A nectarine!
- Why did the werewolf sit next to the computer? He wanted to browse the web!
- What’s a witch’s favorite subject? Spelling!
- What did the skeleton say to the bartender? “I’ll have a beer and a mop!”
- Why did the ghost bring a bag to school? For his boo-ks!
- What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin? “You’re gourdgeous!”
- Why don’t mummies go on vacation? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
- What did one owl say to the other on Halloween? “Happy Owl-ween!”
- Why don’t monsters eat clowns? They taste funny!
- What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice scream!
- How do you make a witch itch? Take away her ‘w’!
- Why did the vampire go to school? He wanted to improve his deaducation!
- What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin!
- Why did the ghost go on a diet? He wanted to keep his ghoulish figure!
- What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
- Why do mummies have trouble making friends? They’re too wrapped up in themselves!
- Why did the skeleton climb a tree? Because a dog was after his bones!
- What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? Broom-mates!
- What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad? Transparents!
- Why didn’t the skeleton fight the vampire? He didn’t have the guts!
- What did the scarecrow say to the kid? “Hay there!”
- What’s a witch’s favorite makeup? Masc-haunt!
- How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What’s a vampire’s favorite candy? Neck-o wafers!
- Why was the math book sad at Halloween? It had too many problems!
- How do you greet a twin witch? “Which witch is which?”
- What’s a ghost’s favorite type of street? A dead-end!
- Why was the witch so good at baseball? She had a wicked pitch!
- What did the little ghost say to his mom? “I’ve got a boo-boo!”
- Why don’t skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with!
- What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
- Why did Dracula become a vegetarian? Biting necks was just a pain in the neck!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle its funny bone!
- Why did the ghost go to the sale? He wanted to get some boo-tique items!
- What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
- How do you know if a vampire is sick? He’s always coffin!