Read the Best Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids on Prongo. Enjoy clean door jokes, silly names, playful word twists, and quick punchlines to tell aloud.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Atch. Atch who? Bless you! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke. - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Etch. Etch who? Bless you, friend! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cowgoes. Cowgoes who? Cowgoes “moo,” not “who!” - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to build a snowman? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like you to open the door! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Police. Police who? Police let me in, it’s freezing out here! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza really great guy! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Figs. Figs who? Figs your doorbell, it’s broken! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Witches. Witches who? Witches the way home? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Forget it, it’s pointless! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can get ice cream? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Dinosaur. Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don’t go “who,” they go “roar!” - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce tell you about our day! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Beets. Beets who? Beets me, I thought you knew! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to go to school today? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Yoda. Yoda who? Yoda one for me! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh– MOO! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get through this door! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Amish. Amish who? You’re not a shoe! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Rita. Rita who? Rita book, they’re great! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Olive. Olive who? Olive you so much! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go “moo!” - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cargo. Cargo who? Car go “beep beep”! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya guess who I am? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Isabelle. Isabelle who? Is a bell working, or should I knock again? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Celery. Celery who? Celery a good joke, isn’t it? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don’t open the door? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Venice. Venice who? Venice your mom coming home? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and open the door! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Duane. Duane who? Duane the pool, I’m diving in! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Ivy. Ivy who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone, I’m bushed! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Ya. Ya who? Wow, you sure are excited to see me! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Mustache. Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Water. Water who? Water you doing in my house? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Snow. Snow who? Snow use. I forgot my name again! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your sweets! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Europe. Europe who? No, you’re a poo!