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The Ultimate Collection: Best Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock. Who's there?Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's too cold out here! Knock, knock. Who's there?Atch. Atch who? Bless you! Knock, knock. Who’s
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Etch. Etch who? Bless you, friend!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
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Cowgoes. Cowgoes who? Cowgoes “moo,” not “who!”
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Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
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Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to build a snowman?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like you to open the door!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Police. Police who? Police let me in, it’s freezing out here!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?
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Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza really great guy!
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Figs. Figs who? Figs your doorbell, it’s broken!
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Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
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Witches. Witches who? Witches the way home?
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Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Forget it, it’s pointless!
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Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can get ice cream?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Dinosaur. Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don’t go “who,” they go “roar!”
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce tell you about our day!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Beets. Beets who? Beets me, I thought you knew!
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Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to go to school today?
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Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
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Yoda. Yoda who? Yoda one for me!
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Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh– MOO!
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Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get through this door!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Amish. Amish who? You’re not a shoe!
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Rita. Rita who? Rita book, they’re great!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Olive. Olive who? Olive you so much!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go “moo!”
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Cargo. Cargo who? Car go “beep beep”!
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Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
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Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya guess who I am?
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Isabelle. Isabelle who? Is a bell working, or should I knock again?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Celery. Celery who? Celery a good joke, isn’t it?
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Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
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Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!
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Venice. Venice who? Venice your mom coming home?
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Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out!
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Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and open the door!
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Duane. Duane who? Duane the pool, I’m diving in!
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Ivy. Ivy who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
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Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone, I’m bushed!
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Ya. Ya who? Wow, you sure are excited to see me!
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Mustache. Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
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Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry!
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Water. Water who? Water you doing in my house?
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Snow. Snow who? Snow use. I forgot my name again!
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Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your sweets!
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Europe. Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
