Here are some of the best math jokes around.
- Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
- Why was the math book happy? It had a lot of solutions!
- Why was the math book mad? It had a lot of equations to solve.
- What did the math book say to the calculator? “You can count on me!”
- What did the math teacher say to the student? “Don’t worry, it’s just a matter of time!”
- Why was the math teacher always calm? Because she had lots of x-perience.
- Why was the math teacher late to class? She had to square away some things first.
- Why did the math teacher carry an umbrella? In case of complex numbers.
- Why did the math teacher go to the beach? To count the waves.
- Why did the math teacher go to the grocery store? To buy some pi.
- What did the math teacher say to the class when they finished a test? “That’s the end of the problems.”
- What did the math teacher say to the class when they were struggling? “Don’t worry, it’s just a matter of degrees.”
- Why did the math student go to the park? To subtract the leaves from the trees.
- Why did the math student go to the museum? To divide the artifacts.
- Why did the math student go to the concert? To add up the beats in the music.
- Why did the math student go to the library? To subtract the books from the shelves.
- Why did the math student go to the bakery? To multiply the pastries.
- Why did the math student go to the movies? To divide the frames in the film.
- Why was the math teacher always smiling? Because she loved solving equations.
- Why did the math teacher go to the circus? To calculate the number of performers per hour.