Hilarious Animal Jokes! submitted by kids.
- Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
- Why was the sheep kicked out of the casino? Because it kept baa-ing at the craps table.
- What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
- Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
- Why did the crocodile go to the doctor? Because he had a croak in his throat.
- Why was the pig kicked out of the bar? Because it was porking all the customers.
- What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python.
- Why was the cat at the computer all day? It was feline fine.
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and a shark? Wool-Jaws.
- Why was the dog chasing its tail? It was trying to make ends meet.
- Why did the tortoise go to the bar? It wanted to get some shell-ebriated.
- What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a skunk? A bunny that stinks.
- Why was the snake not invited to the party? It was a hiss-terical.
- What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede? Chickens for all your feet.
- Why was the pig kicked out of the movie theater? It was bringing home the bacon.
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? A woolly buzzer.
- Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
- Why was the sheep kicked out of the casino? Because it kept baa-ing at the craps table.
- What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
- Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
- Why did the crocodile go to the doctor? Because he had a croak in his throat.
- What did the elephant say to the naked man? “How do you breathe through that thing?”
- What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python.
- Why was the cat at the computer all day? It was feline fine.