Pun jokes are funny because they twist words in a surprising way. These clean puns are short enough for kids to remember and easy to share with friends or family.
15 funny pun jokes
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? It was not peeling well.
- What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese.
- Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
- What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderwear.
- Why did the cookie go to school? To become a smart cookie.
- What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.
- Why was the broom late? It swept in.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
- What do you call a fish with a bowtie? Sofishticated.
- Why did the pencil win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
- What is a computer's favorite snack? Microchips.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
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