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Hilarious Animal Jokes! submitted by kids.

Animal Jokes

Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
Why was the sheep kicked out of the casino? Because it kept baa-ing at the craps table.
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why did the crocodile go to the doctor? Because he had a croak in his throat.
Why was the pig kicked out of the bar? Because it was porking all the customers.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python.
Why was the cat at the computer all day? It was feline fine.
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a shark? Wool-Jaws.
Why was the dog chasing its tail? It was trying to make ends meet.
Why did the tortoise go to the bar? It wanted to get some shell-ebriated.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a skunk? A bunny that stinks.
Why was the snake not invited to the party? It was a hiss-terical.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede? Chickens for all your feet.
Why was the pig kicked out of the movie theater? It was bringing home the bacon.
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? A woolly buzzer.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
Why was the sheep kicked out of the casino? Because it kept baa-ing at the craps table.
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why did the crocodile go to the doctor? Because he had a croak in his throat.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “How do you breathe through that thing?”
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python.
Why was the cat at the computer all day? It was feline fine.