Funny Jokes for Everyone!
Funny jokes are for all ages!
Submitted by kids for kids.
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Funny jokes are for all ages! Submitted by kids for kids.
- Funny Jokes for Kids and Adults
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up!
- A cheese factory exploded in France. There was nothing left but de-brie.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
- What’s a skeleton’s favorite room in the house? The living room.
- Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, never mind, I’m still working on it.
- What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison! - How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Can February March? No, but April May!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
- Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
- What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s R, but it’s the C!
- What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending.
- Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be a chicken sedan!
- What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. - How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
- Why do birds never use Facebook? They already tweet!
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
- What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
- What do you get when you cross a snake and a dessert? A rattlesnake cake!
- Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words!
- What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
- What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers!
- How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
- What do you call a sleepy dinosaur? A dino-snore!
- Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!
- What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant!
- What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish!
- What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum? A chew-chew train!
- Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
- What do you call a snowman on a hot day? A puddle!
- What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
- What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
- Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side!
- What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha!
- What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
- What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor? A transfarmer!
- Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam!
- What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- How do you turn soup into gold? Add 24 carrots!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream!
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
- Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them!
- What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes!
- Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
- What do you call a group of musical cats? A meow-sical!
- What’s a cat’s favorite button on the remote? Paws!
- How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!
- What do you call a cat that can do tricks? A magicat!
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What’s the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle!
- Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python!
- How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
- What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper!
- Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
- What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An independ-ant!
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
