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Funny Jokes for Everyone!
Funny jokes are for all ages!
Submitted by kids for kids.
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Funny jokes are for all ages! Submitted by kids for kids.
Funny Jokes for Kids and Adults |
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. |
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! |
A cheese factory exploded in France. There was nothing left but de-brie. |
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. |
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! |
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! |
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! |
What’s a skeleton’s favorite room in the house? The living room. |
Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, never mind, I’m still working on it. |
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips! |
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. |
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck! |
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison! |
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! |
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! |
Can February March? No, but April May! |
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite! |
Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants. |
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s R, but it’s the C! |
What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending. |
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python! |
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. |
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. |
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. |
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be a chicken sedan! |
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus! |
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. |
How does a train eat? It goes chew chew. |
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain! |
Why do birds never use Facebook? They already tweet! |
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick! |
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! |
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! |
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! |
What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh! |
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! |
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles! |
What do you get when you cross a snake and a dessert? A rattlesnake cake! |
Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words! |
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare! |
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! |
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! |
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers! |
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste! |
What do you call a sleepy dinosaur? A dino-snore! |
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! |
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. |
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. |
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant! |
What do you call a bear with no ears? B! |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. |
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish! |
What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum? A chew-chew train! |
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy! |
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! |
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! |
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! |
What do you call a snowman on a hot day? A puddle! |
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! |
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite! |
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side! |
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha! |
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! |
What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor? A transfarmer! |
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam! |
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud! |
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! |
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. |
How do you turn soup into gold? Add 24 carrots! |
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream! |
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain! |
Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them! |
What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes! |
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! |
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! |
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! |
What do you call a group of musical cats? A meow-sical! |
What’s a cat’s favorite button on the remote? Paws! |
How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away its credit card! |
What do you call a cat that can do tricks? A magicat! |
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. |
What’s the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle! |
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. |
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! |
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python! |
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! |
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky! |
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! |
What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner! |
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! |
What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper! |
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open! |
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An independ-ant! |
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain! |