Funny New Year’s Eve Jokes to Ring in the New Year!
- What did the New Year’s resolutions say to the calendar? “I’m going to stick to you this year!”
- Why was the math book sad on New Year’s Eve? Because it had too many problems!
- Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek on New Year’s Eve? Because it was always spotted!
- Why did the tomato turn red on New Year’s Eve? It saw the salad dressing!
- What did the New Year say to the old year? “You’re history!”
- Why did the scarecrow win an award on New Year’s Eve? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why did the calendar pop out of the calendar? It saw the New Year coming!
- Why did the clock go to therapy on New Year’s Eve? It was having a time crisis!
- What did the New Year say to the fireworks? “Nice sparks, buddy!”
- Why was the calendar popular on New Year’s Eve? Because it had a lot of dates!
- Why did the calendar go to the doctor? It had a lot of dates and needed a check-up!
- What did the New Year say to the old television? “You’re canceled!”
- Why did the calendar go on a diet? It had too many dates and needed to slim down!
- Why was the calendar so popular on New Year’s Eve? It had a lot of events!
- Why did the calendar go to the beach? It needed a date!
- What did the New Year say to the old car? “Time for an upgrade!”
- Why was the calendar feeling depressed on New Year’s Eve? It had a lot of blank pages!
- Why did the calendar get a ticket? It parked in a driveway!
- Why was the calendar feeling anxious on New Year’s Eve? It had a lot of deadlines!
- What did the New Year say to the old computer? “Time for a reboot!”
