- Can February March?
No, but April May! - Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course! Houses can’t jump! - Are cats good at video games? Only if they press paws!
- Did the tomato turn red? Yes, because it saw the salad dressing!
- Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it!
- Are bankers good at tennis? Only if they can serve well!
- Is your nose tired? I’m not surprised. It’s been running all day!
- Do computers have ears? No, but they have bytes!
- Is the math book happy? No, it’s full of problems!
- Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
- Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
- Are ghosts messy eaters? Yes, they are goblin!
- Is the belt arrested? Yes, because it’s holding up a pair of pants!
- Are teddy bears ever hungry? No, they’re always stuffed!
- Are fish smart? Yes, because they live in schools!
- Do mushrooms like to party? Yes, because they are fun-guys!
- Do tennis players never get married? Because love means nothing to them!
- Do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!
- Do horses go out after dusk? Yes, only night mares!
- Are elephants allowed in public swimming pools? No, they always drop their trunks!
- Do mummies have a hard time keeping friends? Yes, they’re too wrapped up in themselves!
- Are bees good hairdressers? Yes, they always give buzz cuts!
- Do the French like to eat snails? Yes, they don’t like fast food!
- Do astronauts use calendars? No, they use space-time!
- Are stars clean? Yes, they twinkle!
- Do birds use Facebook? No, they already tweet!
- Do sea creatures use chatrooms? Yes, they use the “shell-ular” network!
- Do music teachers make good detectives? Yes, they always note the evidence!
- Are spiders great web developers? Yes, they are experts in coding and debugging!
- Do planets like to read? Yes, they love universal literature!
- Do sharks like fast food? Yes, especially if it can’t swim away!
- Do pencils like to gossip? Yes, because they are always getting to the point!
- Do astronauts always carry a map? Yes, they can’t get caught spacing out!
- Do cars have many stories to tell? Only if they’re a gas!
- Do mathematicians like the beach? Yes, they can always count on the sand!
- Do books like vacations? Yes, they always enjoy the novel experiences!
- Do chefs like playing baseball? Yes, especially when they’re on a “roll”!
- Do caterpillars like school? Yes, they love the butterfly effect!
- Do barbers make good drivers? Yes, they know all the shortcuts!
- Do teeth hate winter? Yes, they hate getting capped!
- Do bicycles stand up on their own? No, they are two tired!
- Do cows have a sense of humor? Yes, they’re always in a mooo-d for a joke!
- Do shoes have a favorite meal? Yes, they love sole food!
- Do plants get scared? Yes, especially of herbivores!
- Do doors have a hard job? Yes, they always get slammed!
- Do eggs hate jokes? Yes, they crack up too easily!
- Do flowers drive? No, but they do have petals!
- Do skeletons fight each other? Yes, they have a bone to pick!
- Do trees use the internet? Yes, they log in!
- Do ghosts believe in humans? Well, some specter to!
- Do windmills like music? Yes, especially pop – they’re big metal fans!
- Do pickles live a stressed life? Yes, they’re always in a pickle!
- Do vegetables want to rule the world? Yes, they want to seize salad power!
- Do the oceans ever go broke? No, they always have a lot of current-cy!
- Do you want to hear a construction joke? Oh sorry, I’m still working on it.
- Do scissors make good comedians? Yes, they always cut up!
- Do eyes love school? Yes, they have a lot of pupils!
- Do refrigerators like music? Yes, especially cool jazz!
- Do calendars eat a lot? Yes, their days are numbered!
- Do radios get upset? Yes, when they get static!
- Do programmers enjoy sunlight? Yes, they love to code in Java!
- Do tea leaves practice music? Yes, they love to jam!
- Do sheep like to clean? Yes, they always wash and fleece!
- Do soccer players do well in school? Yes, they know how to use their heads!
- Do snowmen get upset? Yes, everything gets under their skin!
