Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All the fans left. Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino...

What do kids play when they can’t play with a phone?

Bored games.

Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a boo-last! Why did the vampire get a job at the art store? He wanted to draw some blood! Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To bone-jangle...

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Did you hear about the race between the lettuceand the tomato Can February March?No, but April May! Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?Of course! Houses can’t jump! Are cats good at video games...