- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
- Why was the computer cold in school? Because it left its Windows open.
- Why was the student’s report card wet? Because it was full of tears.
- Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek in school? Because he was always spotted.
- Why was the history teacher always calm? Because he knew it was all in the past.
- Why was the science teacher always hungry? Because he had a lot of chemistry.
- Why was the English teacher always tired? Because she had too many syntax.
- Why was the art teacher always happy? Because he had a lot of brush with happiness.
- Why was the music teacher always in a good mood? Because he had a lot of notes.
- Why was the gym teacher always running late? Because he had a lot of physical education.
- Why was the biology teacher always smiling? Because he had a lot of cells.
- Why was the math teacher always angry? Because he had too many equations.
- Why was the literature teacher always stressed out? Because she had a lot of prose.
- Why was the language teacher always confused? Because she had a lot of syntax.
- Why was the geography teacher always lost? Because he had a lot of atlases.
- Why was the sociology teacher always observing people? Because he had a lot of sociology.
- Why was the psychology teacher always analyzing people’s behavior? Because he had a lot of psyche.
- Why was the anthropology teacher always studying cultures? Because he had a lot of anthropology.
- Why was the economics teacher always talking about money? Because he had a lot of economics.
- Why was the philosophy teacher always asking questions? Because he had a lot of philosophy.
- Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
- Why was the cat sitting on the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
- Why was the rabbit so good at math? Because he had a lot of hares to the square.
- Why couldn’t the dolphin go to space? Because he was afraid of the whale.
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
- Why did the snake go to the doctor? Because he had a hissy fit.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- What do you get when you cross a dolphin and a chicken? A bird that can swim underwater and lay eggs.
- Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well-armed.
- What did the crocodile say when he got a new watch? “Time’s on my side.”
- Why was the pig kicked out of the casino? Because he was a hog at cards.
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and a duck? A woolly quacker.
- Why couldn’t the shrimp sing a Christmas carol? Because he was a little shellfish.
- Why did the cat go to outer space? To find the meowniverse.
- Why did the snake cross the road? To get to the hiss-teria.
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and a goose? A woolly honker.
- Why was the cat at the computer all day? He was feline groovy.
- Why did the chicken go to the séance? To talk to the other side.
- Why couldn’t the llama sing a lullaby? Because he was alpaca-asleep.
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