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Astronaut Baby Joke for Kids

Astronaut Baby Joke for Kids

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying? You rocket! Read this clean space joke for kids and find more family-friendly jokes on Prongo.

Question: How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Answer: You rocket!

Why kids like this joke

This clean space joke is short, easy to remember, and built around a simple wordplay punchline. It works well for classroom joke breaks, family reading, and kids who enjoy silly outer-space humor.

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