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20 Valentine’s Day Jokes to Make Your Loved One Laugh Out Loud!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Valentine’s Day? Because it was feeling crumbly!
Why did the tomato turn red on Valentine’s Day? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine’s Day? “I trunk you’re the best!”
What do you call a sheep with no legs on Valentine’s Day? A wooly jumper!
What did the cat say to its valentine? “You’re purr-fect for me!”
What did the paper heart say to the metal heart? “You have my heart on lock!”
What did the frog say to the princess on Valentine’s Day? “Ribbit, ribbit, be mine!”
Why was the math book sad on Valentine’s Day? Because it had too many problems and no solutions!
Why did the bike fall in love on Valentine’s Day? Because it was two-tired!
What did the peanut say to its valentine? “You’re nuts, and I love you!”
Why was the computer cold on Valentine’s Day? Because it left its Windows open!
What did the heart say to the brain on Valentine’s Day? “You’re the brains of the operation, but I’m the heart and soul!”
What did the telephone say to its valentine? “Ring, ring, be mine!”
What did the lightbulb say to its valentine? “I love you more than a watt!”
Why was the computer single on Valentine’s Day? Because it couldn’t find the “enter” key!
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day? “I’m nuts about you!”
What did the tomato say to the valentine? “You make my heart ketchup!”
What did the bee say to the flower on Valentine’s Day? “You’re my honey, my love, and my everything!”
Why did the chicken give its valentine a box of chocolates? Because it was egg-specting a gift!