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Here are some of the best math jokes around.

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Why was the math book happy? It had a lot of solutions!
Why was the math book mad? It had a lot of equations to solve.
What did the math book say to the calculator? “You can count on me!”
What did the math teacher say to the student? “Don’t worry, it’s just a matter of time!”
Why was the math teacher always calm? Because she had lots of x-perience.
Why was the math teacher late to class? She had to square away some things first.
Why did the math teacher carry an umbrella? In case of complex numbers.
Why did the math teacher go to the beach? To count the waves.
Why did the math teacher go to the grocery store? To buy some pi.
What did the math teacher say to the class when they finished a test? “That’s the end of the problems.”
What did the math teacher say to the class when they were struggling? “Don’t worry, it’s just a matter of degrees.”
Why did the math student go to the park? To subtract the leaves from the trees.
Why did the math student go to the museum? To divide the artifacts.
Why did the math student go to the concert? To add up the beats in the music.
Why did the math student go to the library? To subtract the books from the shelves.
Why did the math student go to the bakery? To multiply the pastries.
Why did the math student go to the movies? To divide the frames in the film.
Why was the math teacher always smiling? Because she loved solving equations.
Why did the math teacher go to the circus? To calculate the number of performers per hour.