What is worse than seeing a shark’s fin? Kid Jokes kids-jokes jeffprongo 23 Jan , 2021 0 Question: Why is “H” the most fun letter? Answer: Because it’s at the start of every Holiday. —————————————————- Question: Why did the traffic light turn red? Answer: It was embarrassing to have to change in front of everyone. —————————————————- Question: What kind of Mexican food can give you frostbite? Answer: A Burrr-ito! —————————————————- Question: Do you file your nails? Answer: No, I throw them away. —————————————————- Question: What’s the difference between a butcher and an insomniac? A. One weighs a steak and the other stays awake. —————————————————- Question: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? Answer: He wanted to see a butterfly. —————————————————- Question: What do you call a Hippie’s wife? Answer: Mississippi. —————————————————- Question: What’s the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Answer: Anyone can roast beef. —————————————————- Question: What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? Answer: It wooden go. —————————————————- Question: What’s bright orange and sounds like a parrot? Answer: A Carrot. —————————————————- Question: Why did the Cyclops close his school? Answer: He only had one Pupil. —————————————————- Question: Who can tell someone where to ‘get off’ and get away with it? Answer: A Bus Driver. —————————————————- Question: What do you get if you cross a bag of chips and a lawnmower? Answer: Shredded Treat. —————————————————- Question: What is worse than seeing a sharks fin? Answer: Seeing the sharks tonsils. —————————————————- Question: What do Trees wear when they go the pool? Answer: Swimming Trunks. —————————————————- Question: How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Just one, but she changes it into a toad. —————————————————- Question: Where should a 500-pound alien go? Answer: On a diet! —————————————————- Question: What do you get if you cross an adult with a moan? Answer: A Groan-up.