The best math jokes of all time. Funny Jokes to make you laugh!
I’m sure you’ve heard all the funny math jokes. Well, here are some that will make you cringe. The jokes are fun. Math jokes are even more fun and can make you seem smarter than you really are. It’s time for a collection of math jokes that will make you laugh until you feel stupid, which is the point of this entire series of joke collections.
If you don’t see humor in math, these jokes might help you to discover it. You may even learn something along the way! And don’t worry if your brain hurts after reading them because that’s just a sign that it’s working!
| When you keep missing math class it starts to really add up. |
| What did the bee say when it solved the problem? “Hive got it!” |
| What’s a math teacher’s favorite season? SUMmer! |
| Why is math considered to be codependent? It relies on others to solve their problems. |
| What math problem do German students have trouble answering? Do you know what the square root of 81 is? |
| What do you call a number that can’t sit still? A roamin’ numeral! |
| What did the student say about the equation she couldn’t solve? “This is derive-ing me crazy!” |
| I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something. |
| What did the triangle say to the circle? “You’re pointless.” |
| How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor. |
| What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree? Geometry. |
| Parallel lines have so much in common … It’s a shame they’ll never meet. |
| What do you call more than one L? A parallel! |
| Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle. |
| I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right. |
| Did you hear about the over-educated circle? It has 360°! |
| What shape is usually waiting for you inside a Starbucks? A line. |
| Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because there’s no point. |
| Why was the obtuse triangle always upset? Because it’s never right. |
| What do geometry teachers have decorating their floor? Area rugs! |
| What do mathematicians do after a snowstorm? Make snow angles! |
| Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven? The directions said, “Put it in the oven at 180°”. |
| Why was math class so long? The teacher kept going off on a tangent. |
| Why was Mr. Gilson’s class so noisy? He liked to practice gong division! |
| Why did the girl wear glasses during math class? It improved di-vision. |
| A father noticed his son was sad coming home from school one day. “What’s wrong?” The father asked. “I really don’t like long division,” the son answered, “I always feel bad for the remainders.” |
| What’s a swimmer’s favorite kind of math? Dive-ision! |
| Do you know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren’t divisible by two. |
| Do you know what’s odd? Every other number! |
| Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven, eight(eat), nine! |
| A talking sheepdog rounds up all the sheep into the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says, “Okay, Chief — all 40 sheep accounted for”. The farmer says, “But I’ve counted them and I’ve only got 36!” The sheepdog replies, “I know, but I rounded them up.” |
| I hired an odd man to do eight jobs for me. When I got back, he’d only done jobs one, three, five, and seven. |
| What are ten things you can always count on? Your fingers. |
| Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula. |
| There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can’t. |
| Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? Because it had more cents! |
| What did the spelling book say to the math book? “I know I can count on you!” |