Looking for a good laugh? You’re in the right place! We’ve gathered 25 funny puns sure to tickle your funny bone. From wordplay to clever one-liners, these pun jokes are the perfect way to bring a smile to your day.
- If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
- I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
- I changed my iPhone’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
- Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
- To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
- Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time-consuming.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
- A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.
- Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
- Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
- Ninety-eight percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.
- When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.
- I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn’t trained.
- Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
- Where did the king put his armies? In his sleevies.
- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
- An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside
- I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
- What thrill ride does a drink go on? A coaster!
That’s it for our collection of funny pun jokes! We hope these brought some laughter to your day. If you have any clever wordplay of your own, share it in the comments below. And don’t forget to check out our other jokes and riddles for even more laughs.
