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Joke | Nickname |
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{Q}What is as big as an elephant and doesn't weigh anything?{A}It's SHADOW | abe |
WILMA: What time is it when seven hungry lions are chasing you? HALEY: uuuh. WILMA: seven after one | hEnRiEtTa LuCiLe |
Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool? Because they couldn't keep their trunks up. | divajd |
Why was the teacher cross eyed? Because she couldn't control her pupils!!!!! | lorene |
Why was the spy in bed?
| ~supastar~ |
Why was the spider on the computer? Because the spider was finding a web site! | knrk |
Why was the skeleton laughing? because of it's funny bone | cookie |
why was the police in bed? he was a undercover cop | kekoboy |
Why was the piano on the porch?
| AngiePangie |
Why was the mosquito up so late? It had to study for its blood test | missy |
why was the moon not hungry!!!!! because it was full | moon |
WHY WAS THE MATHS BOOK UPSET { because it had many problems ] | dolly |
Why was the math book sad? because it has to many problems! | math |
Why was the customer of Burger King on the roof? Because the waiter said, " Burger's on the house." | Kat |
Why was the car so stinky? it had way to much gas! | lo |
WHY WAS THE BROOM LATE FOR WORK. IT OVER SWEPT | LELE |
Why was sally's horse called ink? because he kept running out of the pen! | 411girl |
Why was Mother Owl upset with Junior Owl?
| MLC |
Why was Cindrella late for the ball? She forgot to swing the bat. | Lafy Tafy |
Why was cinderella not good at football? Because she had a pumpkin as a coach | cinderella |
Why is there always a fence around the cemetery?
| Bryceman |
Why is it too hot in a stadium after a football game? all the fans have left | Mani |
WHY IS IT SO EASY TO FOOL A VAMPIRE. BECAUSE THERE | YO MAMA 24 |
Why is it bad to do math in a jungle?
| Blubber |
Why is cinderella not good at football? Because she runs away from the ball | Natalie Grimes |
Why is Alabama the smartest? Because it has 4A's and a B | Cindy |
Why is a math book so grumpy? Because it has so many problems. | Julian |
Why is a lost dalmation easily found? because he's always spotted! | Mani |
Why is a horse like a wedding?
| Brooke |
Why is a horse like a wedding
| BECKBOO |
why is a ghost always sad? Its always blue! | Aillie |
Why is a football stadium cool? Because there`s a fan in every seat!!!! | Leigh |
Why is a classroom like an old car?
| Hanmin |
Why don't aliens get hungry? Because of the mars, the milkyway and the galaxy. | abbi dabbi doo |
Why does vampires brush their teeth? To stop bat breath. | eee! |
Why does the light go out in the refrigerator? So the tomato doesn't see the salad dressing. | Jason |
Why does a Rhino have so many wrinkles? Cause he's hard to iron. | Skeeter |
why do you need to pack a band aid in your lunchbox? for the cold cuts. | bubbles |
WHY DO THEY CALL A TREX A TREX? BECAUSE IT'S SHAPED LIKE A T AND IT RECKS STUFF. | TREX |
Why do some football players never sweat? because of all there fans! | fashion is my middle name |
Why do sharks live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze. | sharkman |
Why do sharks live in salt water?
| pealsapples |
why do people never listen to walnuts jokes? because there a-corny! | ducky4536 |
why do Gorillas have big nostrals? because they have big fingers | gangsta |
why do giraffes have long necks?
| Didie |
Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze | fishies |
Why do elephants were red nail polish? to hide in cherry trees..have you seen elephant in a cherry tree lately? They must be doing good! | ak |
why do dragons breath fire?because they need to let off steam. | aragon |
Why do cows have bells. Because their horns dont work. | Floww |
Why do cheetahs don't like playing hide and seek? Beacause they all ways get spotted! | Wiggles |
Why do babies like to play basketball?
| rachy |
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's ark in an apple?
| Joseph Thomas Marchant from robin hood |
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? cuz he didn't have the guts. | parralelparker |
Why didn't the orange cross the road!! Because he ran out of juice. | Levi |
Why didn't the nickle roll down the hill with the penny???? It made more cents!! | Carolineeee |
WHY DIDN'T THE MAN DIE WHEN HE DRANK THE POSITION?HE WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM. | SASSYLOVESU |
Why didn't the lion eat the clown? Because they taste funny! | LauraJessie97 |
why did woody (on toy story) have alot to say? They kept pulling his string. | baby balla |
why did the women plant gold in the garden? because she wanted rich soil | oj |
Why did the woman hold her purse out in the rain? She wanted to see if there was any change in the weather. | siris the viris |
Why did the vampire go to the cafeteria? ANS:He dropped in to get a bite! | Pips |
Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing! | Josie Gale |
why did the tiger always lose relay races because the other guy was a terrible cheetah | dudu |
why did the thermometer go to college? Because he wanted to get a degree | moon face |
Why did the sun give a half moon a sandwich? Because he wasn't full. | Niqua |
why did the spider go on his computer? Because he wanted to go on his website | doggy |
Why did the robber paint his hands blue? Because he didn't want to get caught red handed | twiz |
why did the police man watch the baseball game? Because somone stole second! | base ball game |
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? because he lost his filling | tor |
why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill ? cause it ran out of juice ...... | sick joke !! |
Why did the orange roll half way down the hill. cause it ran out of juice. | joker |
Why did the orange roll down the hill because it ran out of juice! | grimesy |
Why did the orange go to the hospital? It was not peeling well | Monkeylover |
Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because he was peeling!!!! | beach babe |
Why did the nurse bring a RED marker to school? In case she had to draw blood! | winker |
Why did the monster eat the train?
| josh at elverta |
Why did the monkey say to his little brother? you're driving me bananas! | tator top |
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Because he wanted cold hard cash! | chris |
WHY DID THE LITTLE GIRL THROW THE BUTTER THROUGH THE WINDOW?
| ANNA BRITISH |
Why did the little boy put paper over the TV? He was trying to make paper view. | Nabri |
why did the lady want wheels on her rocking chair ? so she could rock and roll | h |
Why did the knife go to the doc? Because he had a splitting headache. | waldo |
Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowd | den |
Why did the kid sleep with a ruler? To measure how long he slept! | socks |
Why did the kid eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake! | megabucks |
Why did the kid bury the flashlight underground? Because the batteries were dead | squeeze neice |
Why did the jellybean go to school
| smiley |
Why did the jelly bean go to school?
| Star Baby |
Why did the house go to the doctor? Because he had window panes!!! | angel |
Why did the Hamburger go to the gym? To get better buns!!!! | Who's Funny? |
Why did the grasshopper go to the doctor? because he felt jumpy. | shelly |
Why did the girl think she was the ruler of the soccer field? Because she had the yard stick! | HOTTIE |
Why did the girl think she was in charge of the class?
| beebetz |
why did the girl run around her bed? BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO CATCH UP WITH HER SLEEP. | MONKEY |
WHY DID THE GIRL RUN AROUND HER BED? because she wants to catch up on her sleep!!! | lgirl |
why did the ghost wear a bandage? because it had a boo-boo!!! | leo sandoval |
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get it's quarterback | shorty |
Why did the Football coach go back to the bank? He had to get his Quarterback. | Flower |
Why did the flamingo lift up one leg to drink water? because if he lifted up the other leg he would've fell!!! | princess |
Why did the fish stay home from school?
| tcat |
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because it kept running out of his pen | hgidt |
Why did the elephant have a rotten vacation? Because he forgot his trunk!!!!!! | Spiro |
Why did the egg go to the doctors?
| tybo |
Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was the chickens day off. | isaac pink |
why did the duck become a spy?
| richyrich |
why did the dragon's house catch on fire? because it slept with its mouth open. | sahar |
Why did the dinasaur cross the road? because the chicken wasn't invented yet | dukeface |
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he was feeling crummy. | Regicoscram |
Why did the cookie go to the Doctor? Because it was felling crummy. HA HA HA | Jerry |
Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because it felt crummy!!! | abay bay |
Why did the computer went to the store? to go buy some chips. | t-bone |
Why did the computer go to the doctor? because it had a virus! | Mz.britbrit |
Why did the class clown crawl around the playground all night? Because he lost his marbles! | brothers peltz |
why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side | paramorefan |
why did the chicken cross the road half way?
| myrtle |
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. | Delaney |
Why did the cheeseburger run away from ketchup? Because he didn't want to catch up with his past. | Faith |
Why did the boy need a lader for school?
| the yas joke |
WHY DID THE BOY GO TO THE PARTY WITH A DIAPER ON? BECAUSE HE DIDINT WANT TO BE A PARTY POOPER! | dude |
Why did the boy eat his homework? Because it was a piece of cake! | Sunny |
Why did the bee get married? because she found her honey | sarai |
Why did the batter build his house on legs? so he could have a homerun | Dewy |
Why did the basketball player go to the doctor? A: To get more shots | maddy |
Why did the banker take away the rinos credit card. So he would stop charging. | TaLl |
why did the banana go to the doctors? because he wasn't peeling very well | liv |
Why did the banana go to the doctors
| Alexandra |
Why did the bald guy put a rabbit on his head?
| baldy |
Why did the baby chick go to the dollor store? Every thing was "cheep cheep" | m and m sisters |
Why did the "Fun Guy" leave the party? Because there wasn't mushrooms! | Totally Toast |
Why did spongebob wear to pairs of pants to go golfing? In case he got a hole in one! | lu |
Why did Mozart sell his chickens? A. Because they wouldn't stop saying "Bach, Bach, Bach." | Del |
Why did mickey mouse shrink himself?
| Karith CupCakith |
why did Mickey mouse go to outer space? Because he wanted to see pluto | karlin twiss My real name . |
Why did Max wear a helmet to bed? Because he wanted to crash! | Bear-Bear |
Why did John walk backwards to school? it was back to school day | school |
Why did batman go in a tree? To look for Robin | Gieco |
Why did a girl through her clock out the window? because she wanted to see time fly | bear bear be square |
why did a crab get arrested?????? because it kept it pinching | poppadom |
Why couldnt the elephant go on the plane. His trunk didn't fit under the seat | kool |
why couldnt the bike move any more. The bike was to tired. ha ha ha | sparky |
why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRRRRRRRRRrrrr | zack's girlfriend |
why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? because it had no thumbs to ring the bell!!! | leo sandoval |
why could'nt the pirate play cards? answer:he was standing on the deck | dinoducks4eva |
Why could Peter pan fly?
| caity |
why cant you play dolls with a dragon? because it might be barbie-qued ha ha ha | joker |
Why can't you tell jokes while you're ice skating? ANSWER: the ice will crack up! | A-a |
Why can't the leopard escape the zoo? He always gets spotted!!! | gina228 |
Why can't Potatos hear? ANSWER:becaues Corn has ears and patatos have Eyes. | cool dudeet |
Why are twin witches hard to tell apart? They can't tell which witch is which. lollollollollollollol!!!!!!!!!!!! | candy girl |
Why are trees loud? Because they have a bark! | Angel |
why are teachers different from trains? one says spit out your gum and the other says chew chew chew. | Benny |
Why are penguins so popular on the internet?
| chancha987 |
Why are little Egyptians confused? Because there daddys are mummies. | Lil John |
Why are horses so hard to get along with? Because they always say "NEY"! | George |
Why are gorilla's nostrils so big?
| Sarah |
Why are fish bad at tennis? They don't want to go near the net! | 1 blink 2 blink |
Why are dragons bad bosses?
| Berry |
WHY ARE BASKETBALL PLAYERS ALWAYS WET? BECAUSE THE PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS DRIBBLING | FLYER |
Why are a tree and an elephant the same? They both have a trunk | thepinkgirl |
Who's is the only super hero you can eat? Obi-wan canoli! | spiderbird |
Who won the miss ghostly contest?? No body! | jana wana |
Who is the person that arm-wrestlers don't want to meet? Answer: Neil Armstrong | cool6482 |
Who is the newspaper editor's favorite person? A: The Press-ident | Spitfunny101 |
who do you call when you hurt your toe...... a toe truck. | dav |
WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN AN INSECT IS HURT? ANWSER: AN ANT-BULANCE! | isy |
Who did Frankinstein take to the dance? His goul freind! | Beaver |
Which state has a ton of laundry to do? Washington! | nene 012thisle |
Which president is the biggest ham? Abraham (Lincoln of course) | Money |
Which Muppet is hard to see through? kirmet the fog | liz |
Which is the gate we can't pass it ? Colgate [tooth paste] | Athu |
Which is the biggest jam? traffic jam | amru |
which candle burns longer,a red one or a green one? neither, they both burn shorter! | dogalog |
WHERE'S THE BEST PLACE TO EAT WHILE TRAVELING? WHEN THERE IS A FORK IN THE ROAD | peanut |
Where were you when you cut off the lights?
| jessie |
Where does vampires take baths? In the batroom! | Beaver Boy |
Where does the president keep in armies???? In his SLEEVES!!!! | Klunker |
Where does the EASTER BUNNY go to eat breakfast? at IHOP | paul derfus!!! |
Where does Santa go on his vacation? A Ho-Ho-Hotel | Nick |
Where does santa clause swim? the north pool | yo yo |
where does mickey (in ninja turtles)hate to be sited in a restaurant?
| night wing |
Where does a snowman go to dance? A snow ball!!! | Diamond |
Where do you wash a vampire? In the bat room | mariam |
Where do you take a sick wasp? To the waspital! | hot roma |
Where do you leave your dogs when you go to a football game??
| home slice |
Where do superman's goldfish live? In the superbowl. | fishyperson |
Where do sheep go on vaction? To the Bahamas!!!! | Jenny |
Where do sheep go on vacation?
| kierra |
Where do polar bear keep there money? In snow banks. | Nelliesamantha |
where do people with no hair live? in baldimore | brandlea10 |
Where do mise go for vacation? The leening tower of cheesa! | acacia |
where do lions get their clothes? JUNGLE SALES | funkeychic |
where do ghosts live?
| chabernaberquire |
Where do fish keep their money?
| katie bug |
Where do fish cash a check?
| hopis |
Where do cows go on dates? The moooovies! | jla |
Where do cows get there medicine? The farmacy | Browniecake |
Where do abominable snowman go to dance? To snowballs. | yeh! |
Where did the sheep get a haircut? At the Baaaarber shop. | Sel |
Where did the pencil go on its vacation? Pennsylvania! | superstar101 |
Where did the football players fish live? the SUPERBOWL!!! | FISHYS |
Where did the farmer take his pigs on a sunny Sunday afternoon?
| Ky |
Where did tarzan go on his vacation? To hollywood & vine! | CES |
WHERE CAN YOU FIND AN OCEAN WITH NO WATER? ON A MAP | SPUX |
When is it a good time to go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty(2:30) | Gotinx |
When is a door not a door? When its a jar | brandon |
When do you see the most frogs? When it is froggy out. | pesty |
When do you see a cute person? When you look at me. That's true. If you don't think so come see me. | Brandy |
When do ghosts play tricks on each other? on April ghouls day. | tut! tut! tut! tut! |
WHEN DO DUCKS WAKE UP? THE QUACK OF DAWN!!!! | WILLIA |
When a surfer get's married what does he say? I Dude! | Goofy.L. |
whats the only ride that a baby can ride? A strollar coster | nutt case |
Whats the difference between a teacher and a train. the teacher says spit out your gum and the train says chew chew chew. | nubero |
Whats the difference between a bird and a fly?
| gem gem |
whats the best thing to put on a pie? your teeth! | bu bu |
Whats green and sings? Elvis Parsley!!! | Ducky |
Whats another name for a snail. A booger with a crash helmet. | TaLl |
whats a sharks favorite game? swallow the leader | averi cherie williams |
whats a lion favorite game?preystation | flamzing |
What’s a cats favorite color? purrrrrrrrrrple | silly sasauges |
What's the tallest building in your city? A Library of course! Because it has the most stories | Vman |
What's the meanest type of shoe? Pumas | bever |
what's the hardest thing about skydiving? The ground | maloki |
What's the ghost team that won the world series?
| funky monkey |
What's the dogs least favorite doggy bag? a Fleabag!!!! | dragoon1223 |
What's the difference between a fish and a piano? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. | joejoe |
What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Trouble. | Thika. |
What's a snakes favorites subject? hisss tory | dan |
WHAT'S A PLANT'S FAVORITE DRINK? ROOT BEER! | MAWC |
What's a pirate's favarite letter? Arrhhh (R) | Shawnella |
What's a minister's favorite thing about a Televistion????) the PRAYstation!!! LOL-- Top That! | choPPer 97 |
What's a fish'e worst day? Friday | abe |
What's a dogs favorite pizza topping? Puperoni | Lea |
What would you do if a rhino charged at you 60mph? I'd do 70. | London girl |
What weighs nothing and is as big as an elephant? An Elephant’s shadow! | dog |
What washes up on small beaches? Microwaves | Bee |
WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE WOODEN CAR ? IT WOODEN GO ! | DUCKY GIRL |
what was squidwards[from spongebob squarepants] girlfriends name? Think about it his favorite instrument it is a clara-net ? | vany01841 |
What type of table doesn't have any legs? a multiplication table | baby101 |
WHAT TYPE OF SWIMMING TECHNIQUE CAN'T YOU DO IN A KITTY POOL? THE DOGGY PADDLE! | JJAY |
What type of room has nothing in it? a mushroom | plack monster |
WHAT TYPE OF OF FLOWER IS UNDER YOUR NOSE ANWSER:TULIPS | KITTY |
What turns red when you scratch its head????? A match | dusty |
What trees do fourtune tellers look at? palm trees | box head |
What time is it when your feet are raw? Time to get shoes. | jessica |
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to buy a new fence! | Yodelady |
what time is it when a elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch! | sha sha |
What time is it when a elephant sit's on your fence? answer:Time to get a new one. | May |
What starts with T ends with T and is full of T A Teapot!!!!!!!!!!! | Hana |
What starts with p, and ends in e and has millions of letters in it? A post office | livia |
What starts with E,ends with E, and only has one letter?
| katherine R. |
What sort of fish comes out at night time?
| cookie |
What should a short sighted ghost have? spooktacles! | really! |
What should a short sighted ghost have? spooktacles! | Ell |
What room has no doors windows and no walls? a mushroom | devin rizzo |
what room can a student never enter? A mushroom | welcome |
What place is a ghost scared of?A living room | skippy |
What part of a fish weighs the most? ANS: the scales | Pips |
what occurs once in a minute twice in a moment but never in a day? The letter M | scraggycat |
What kind or dance do you do on a trampoline? (Hip-Hop!) | Faith is wise |
What kind of water do you take on a plane? Plain Water | master |
What kind of underware did King Tutt where? Fruit of the tomb. | pea.daddy |
What kind of trick can a bunny do on a BMX bike? Answer: A BUNNY HOP | audrey |
What kind of star goes to jail ? A shooting star | cooko |
What kind of soap do seacreaters use? tide | twiff |
What kind of shoes do snakes wear? Snakers!!!! | katy |
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals. | Tiff |
What kind of phones do they use in prison?
| pam |
What kind of keys do kids like????
| cutie |
What kind of jacket does an octopus wear?
| duckey |
What kind of fish lives in holy water? an angelfish | lol |
What kind of duck never quacks? DUCK TAPE! | Pooh |
What kind of dog can tell time?
| Cassie |
What kind of dinosaur drinks tea? A T-Rex. | Hailey110299 |
What kind of cut does the bee get? A buzz cut | alley |
what kind of car does mickey mouse drive. a minnie van | katlynder |
WHAT KIND OF CAR DOES A BULL HAVE? A BULLDOZER | DENI |
what kind of beans does draucula like answer:a human beans | nicky |
What kind of animal do you not want to play games with? A cheetah! | Allie |
What is your name? BILL. How do you spell it? B I L L. I spell it I T | jess |
What is your date of birth? July 15. Which year? Every year. | HARRIS |
What is the tallest building?
| shining star |
What is the tallest building?
| Spokes |
What is the scarest day of the week? Frightday | princess cool |
What is the perfect souvineir? Handcuffs Because they are made for two-wrists! (tourists) | Miranda Panda |
What is the most tired part of your car? the exhaust pipe | your car |
What is the most musical part of a turkey?
| Neha Madeyanda |
what is the laziest mountain: mount everREST | sarah |
What is the hardest thing in skydiving the ground | Billy Bob the 3rd |
What is the hardest bow to tie? A rainbow | Mackadamia |
What is the funniest bone...the trombone | Elle |
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle? use a cow-culator | samantha |
What is the biggest word in the world /smiles because there is a mile next to each s. | yo |
What is the best hair cut to give your lawn?
| Bryce Cyrier |
What is the begining of eternity the end of time and space. The middle of forever and the end of every place? The letter E! Ha Ha! | Isaac |
What is Santa's favorite candy? A jolly rancher | gabe burch |
What is Santa's favorit place to go? Lake Ta ho ho ho! HO HO HO! | Kristail |
What is round as a cookie, busy as a bee? What can it be? A watch | cutie pie |
WHAT IS RED, WHITE, BLACK, AND YELLOW? a NEWSPAPER WITH KETCHUP ADN MUSTARD ON IT. | hello( you know) |
What is harder to catch the faster you run? Your breath. | SABBY |
What is green outside and red inside? Watermelon! | Yos |
WHAT IS BLACK, WHITE, BLUE, RED, ORANGE, YELLOW, PURPLE AND GREEN? I DON'T KNOW, YOU FIGURE IT OUT! | HI |
WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER? SANTA COMING DOWN A CHIMNEY!!!! | T-DOG |
what is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? an | alexis |
What is an Alligators favorite drink? Gatorade. Hahahahaha | Magic Girl |
What is an aliens favorite game? All star baseball | lord |
what is an alagators favorite drink? gatorate | paul m |
What is a tree's favorite trunk? Root Beer | Money |
WHAT IS A SNAKE'S FAVORITE SUBJECT? HISS-STORY | RasberryKelly |
What is a mummy's favorite food? A wrap! That is the funniest joke EVER! | funnybunny |
What is a monsters best day of the week? Chewsday | cool chick |
WHAT IS A MOLE'S FAVORITE GAME. DON'T WHACK A MOLE | FREAKY GIRL |
What is a ghosts favorite lunch meat? Boolony | scott payton |
What is a ghosts favorite jam? Booberry Jam! | Sarah Knight |
What is a ghosts favorite food?
| BOO!! |
What is a foot that has no toes? A ruler! | sjrocks!!!! |
what is a fly a car and a pet. a flying carpet. | pony |
What is a clouds favorite color?
| sra |
What is a boxers favorite sandwich?
| lil jj |
What is a Basketball Players favorite kind of story?
| twin B |
WHAT HAVE TEETH AND CAN'T BITE?
| MC HAMMER |
what has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle? A doughnut | mano |
What has holes but holds water? A sponge | Antonio |
What has four eyes but cant see? Mississippi...lol | eyes |
What has a head and a tail but no body
| buldoge |
What has 18 legs and catches flies? a baseball team! | Phily |
what has 4 wheels 1 horn and gives milk? a milk truck | kitty |
What has 4 legs but can't walk? A chair | fishy |
What has 4 legs a tail and is black and white? A HORSE IN JAIL | right on |
What Has 4 Legs & Can't Walk?
| Maddie |
What happens when you think in the shower? Answer: BRAINWASH xD | anttubabii |
What happens when a panda causes trouble? Panda-monium! HA-HA | tarty |
What happened to the monster who took the 5'o clock train home? He had to bring it back! | OHM |
what happened to the bird who was ill he had to have tweetment | bambi |
WHAT GOES UP WHITE COMES DOWN YELLOW.
| KENDRICK AND TOBY |
What goes up when the rain goes down?
| T.V. GIRL SHEA |
What goes up but never goes down? your age | ghdfgdfc |
What goes up but never comes down? Your Age | cowgirlup95 |
What goes up and never comes down? Your age. | angel |
WHAT GOES UP AND NEVER COME DOWN? ANSWER:YOUR AGE | KELLY |
What goes oooooooh? A cow with no lips | bud |
what goes hahahathump? A man laughing his head off 😀 | Jess n Tina |
What goes around the world and stays in a corner? A Stamp | unknown |
WHAT DU U CALL A DEER WITH NO EYES. NO EYE DEER | PIMP |
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump! | Katy |
What does the bee comb his hair with?
| sara |
What does the banana say to the other banana?
| may-maycool |
What does an elf learn in school? answer- the elfabet | mnm |
What does a witch math teacher give you?
| GATE student 😀 |
What does a tree drink at a party? root beer | a |
What does a snowman eat for breakfast? Snowflakes. | Ashely101 |
what does a rockstar and a geologist have in common? they both like rock | chelsey h |
What does a owl say when he meets someone?
| Twinkie |
What does a lazy dog chase? parked cars..haha | lazy dog |
What does a lamb do when it calls its mom?
| 1Emu |
What does a frog like to dance to? HIP HOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Flavor flav |
what does a fish say when it hits a cement wall? Dam | smurf |
What does a dog and a tree have in common? | DRY |
what does a cat say if he/she wants to play :cat i play to | you |
What does a bee do flying backwards?
| beans |
What does a basketball player have in common with a baby?
| kay kay |
What does a 200 pound mouse say to a cat? Here kitty kitty kitty!!!!!!!! | Crazy Cowgirl |
What does 24 feet of water and a bad report card have in common? They're both under C level! | hhharrypppotter |
What do you where in winter that is cross between a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolie jumper! | daffy dill |
What do you use to fix a broken tooth? Answer: toothpaste. | matthew |
What do you see on a clear day in California? U.C.L.A. | cowgirlup95 |
What do you put on a pumpkin when he has a cut? A pumpkin patch! | Pretty Princess |
What do you have when you have 7 oranges in your right hand and 5 in the other hand? answer- big hands | twinky |
what do you give a tiger and a parrot combined? any thing it wants | adog |
What do you get with a cow school play?
| bigfoot the 3rd |
What do you get when you pass milk and ducks? Milk and qwackers. | kk |
What do you get when you mix Yu-Gi-Oh with homer? Yu-Gi-d'oh | nickman |
What do you get when you cross superman and a bowl? SuperBowl | Nicky |
what do you get when you cross poison ivy and a 4 leaf clover A rash of good luck! | little miss smarty pants |
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino: elephino | Ghost Jones |
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a goldfish
| winky |
What do you get when you cross a wink with a happy face? ANSWER: A ONE EYED SMILE! | eree |
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frost-bite | Tony |
What do you get when you cross a vampire & a teacher? Lots of blood test! | Kate Girl |
What do you get when you cross a snake and a book? Hisstory! | jokertin86 |
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SKUNK WITH A TEDDY BEAR? WHINNIE-THE-PU | Kitty |
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A PRINCIPLE WITH A CLOWN?
| COTTONTAIL |
What do you get when you cross a porcupine & a pig? Porky Pine | Morgstar man |
What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?
| RobMan |
What do you get when you cross a giant with a skunk? a big stink | giant and skunk |
What do you get when you cross a fish and a cat? A prrrrrrrana get it hahahahha. | TENA |
What do you get when you cross a elephant with a computer? A ton of knowledge | cutie 3 |
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? ( milk & quackers) | Kasey |
What do you get when you cross a chicken by a chicken?
| Nicole |
What do you get when cross an insect with a rabbit? Answer:Bugs bunny | super man |
What do you get when a Jauger and a elephlet are together?
| Punisher |
What do you get wen you cross a duck with a cow? Cheese and quakers! | Ezra |
what do you get if you cross spongebob with Albert einstein? ....spongebob smartypants!!!!!!!! | matt |
What do you get if you cross an electric blanket with a toaster? You pop out of bed in the morning! | Pri |
What do you get if you cross a teacher and a vampire?
| jayjay |
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
| monkeysrule said queenbadbananas |
WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A KANGAROO WITH A SHEEP? a WOOLY JUMPER | HUSHA |
What do you find in a clean nose? fingerprints | speckles |
WHAT DO YOU FEED TEDDY BEARS? ANSWER: STUFFING (like at thanksgiving) | H2O TO THEEE MAX !! |
what do you feed a teddy bear? You can't its already stuffed. | teddy |
What do you do when your auntie is sick?
| vicky.b. |
What do you do when you brake your big Toe?? Answer: Call a Big Toe Truck. Ha Ha | Little Angie |
What do you do when a dragon sneezes. Run for the fire extinguisher! | zee |
What do you do if a rhino charges you? You give him your credit card!!! | Lucas Walker |
What do you call two marred spiders
| steveo |
What do you call to banana peals?¿ A pair of slippers/hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha | frogger the frog |
what do you call frosty the snow man in summer? a puddle | jj |
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
| cool kulls |
What do you call a wizard with a runny nose? Harry snotter | Abbie |
What do you call a witch with a broken broom and her thumb up? A witch-icher | stef |
What do you call a vampire who's car breaks down three miles from a bloodbank?A cab | Vampiro |
What do you call a vampire that is sick? A sickpire. | Carcar |
what do you call a train full of toffee? A chew chew train! | storm |
What do you call a T-Rex with Spider Man? A man eating spider! | LINZZ |
What do you call a strawberry when it is sad? A blueberry! | applesoup |
what do you call a snowman that crosses a vampire frostbites | sin |
what do you call a snail on a ship?...... snailer | dss |
what do you call a snail on a boat? A snailer | pimp stuff |
What do you call a sleeping bull? ANSWER: A bulldozer | yellow hummer |
What do you call a robo skunk? R2PU!!!! | Flame |
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
| shorty324 |
What do you call a pig on a hot day? Bacon | Princess |
What do you call a old man watching the time? An Old Timer! | Star |
What do you call a monkey that stinks. A funky monkey | montell |
what do you call a millionair with no money ....a zerorownair | lilly |
What do you call a man with no legs and no arms in your mailbox?
| homie g |
What do you call a man who tried to steal a cat? A catnapper | Robert K. |
WHAT DO YOU CALL A HIPPO WHOS SLURPING NOODLES?A SLURPOPOTAMAS | NOODLE SLURP |
What do you call a fruit that is a genius? mangogenius | mg |
what do you call a flying elephant? a jumbo jet | ning |
what do you call a fly with no wings? a walk | crazy acrubber |
What do you call a fish without a eye?Fsh | Fish |
What do you call a fish with no i's? A Fsh! | fishy |
What do you call a fish with no eyes? answer: FSH | woogie9 |
What do you call a fake noodle? an impaster! | madzangill |
what do you call a dinosaur that can't see? do-ya-think-he-saw-us | maloki |
What do you call a deer with no eyes? ? ? 🙂
| Danz'Babe x |
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer | Gilly |
What do you call a deaf monster? Anything you like he cant hear you | jake |
what do you call a cow in an earthquake?
| mac |
What do you call a city with over 2500 eggs? New Yolk City | froglips |
what do you call a bunny at the northpole ? LOST! | pieman |
What do you call a bull that sleeps? A Bulldozer | Sam |
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BULL SLEEPING??
| S |
What do you call a bubble in trouble? BUBBLETROUBLE | bubble CHICK |
What do you call a box of ducks? A Box of quacks! ha! ha! ha! ha! | chey |
What do you call a berry that is always sad?
| reef |
what do you call a bear with no shoes? Bear foot. | daniela |
What do you call a baby partial? A:Adam | mini |
What do ya say when a dinosaur does't see ya?
| dino |
What do vampires wear in the fall? Bat-to-school clothes. HaHaHaHa! | tweety |
What do u call a train full of sweets? A chew chew train | daz |
what do u call a piece of wood that has nothing to do? a board/ Ha!Ha!Ha! | maganter |
what do u call a monkey hanging on bars? Monkey bars | bre babe |
What do u call a dog with a fever? A "hot dog". | Shay Baby |
What do snowmen eat for cereal? frosted flakes | bubble but 54 |
What do snowman eat for breakfast?????
| Trich5 |
What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone appetit! | charchar |
What do pigs get when they're ill? oinkment | piggys |
What do oceans do when they pass each other?
| dan |
what do most people like to put in their cake? THEIR TEETH!!!! | chris brycz |
What do fish say when they pucker? pucker up baby and give me a smack on the lips | fishiy |
What do elves first learn in school? The elf-abet | zaido blue |
What do elephants use to talk to another elephants? The elephone | ashashmartin |
what do computers like to eat? megabytes | little monkey |
What do clean noses have inside? Fingerprints. | Akshay |
what do call a girl with a weave? unbeweaveable | niny |
WHAT DO BEES WHERE WHEN THEY GO TO THE BEACH? A BEEKINI | KITTY |
What Do Bees Wear When They Go Swimming???
| Crystalite |
What do bees use on their hair? A honeycomb! | kenny |
what do bees ride to school? The school buzz. | arkgirl |
What do basketballs and babies have in common. answer:THEY BOTH DRIBBLE | darnelll |
What did they give tweety when she was sick? A medical tweetment | bubba |
What did the two history teachers talk about on there date? | cutie pie |
What did the tree say to the other tree? I'm rooting for you! | bonez |
what did the traffic light say to the car? ANSWER IS: dont look,im changing. | Ant |
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing! | G-Money |
What did the tonsil say to the other tonsil? Get dressed the doctor is taken us out tonight | pepperabby |
What did the teacher say to the sweet student????
| phebs |
What did the teacher say to the horse when he came into the classroom ? Answer -why the long face | Tiana |
WHAT DID THE TEACHER EAT FOR LUNCH? A TEACHERBURGER | SAE |
What did the story-telling cat say when he backed into the electric fan????
| Hana |
What did the stamp say to the envelope? Answer:Stick with me and we we'll go places | blank |
What did the snake write at the bottom of the note? L0VE AND HISSES. | missy |
what did the skeleton say before he ate? boneapatete | dragon breath |
What did the skeleton order for dinner... prime rib | jutm |
What did the scarf say to the hat? You keep an eye up there and I'll hang around here!!! | Jaye-Louise Hall |
what did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered | caca |
What Did the Rhino say to the Hippo when it was her birth day? Hipp- Hipp Horay!!! | Mrs.Piggy |
What did the red shirt say to the other red shirt. Nothing beause everybody knows shirts can not talk lol. | Anayah |
What did the red fish say to the blue fish? you're looking blue, do you feel well? | Pokemon girl |
What did the quarter name his daughter? penny | sammi |
what did the pumpkin say to his pesty little brother? cut it out | honey |
what did the plate say to the other plate?
| na nehn babo |
What did the plant do in math class? Answer: It grew square roots! | killer |
What did the plane do before it landed? Took Off | princess jess |
What did the orange say to his mom?
| C.A.T |
What did the octupus say to the lady octopus? I want to hold you Hand, Hand, Hand,Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand | Bubbles |
what did the octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand | moni q |
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved! | Ange |
What did the north say to the south?
| ash |
What did the nickle say to the penny...
| mocca |
What did the Mummy monster say to the baby monster at lunch time? Dont speak with someone in your mouth! | cheeky monkey |
What did the mummy ghost say to the baby ghost?
| ambeee |
What did the moster say when it was scared? I want my mummy | RAHUL AND MEENA |
What did the mommy volcano say to the baby volcano? I lava you | Andrew |
What did the metric alien say? take me to your liter. | two two girl |
What did the mayonnaise say to the knife? Don't spread it onto thick | Dee |
What did the math book say to the pencil?
| isgrant |
What did the math book say to the other math book? Boy do I have problems. | Ginger |
What did the math book say to the math book?
| gabby |
what did the lettuce say to the tomato ..........look im ahead!! lol hehe | katiebelle |
What did the judge say to the skunk? oder in the court,oder in the court | Georgia |
What did the horse say to the human ? Nothing horses dont talk | alldayroma |
What did the giant do when he stubbed his toe?
| Crazy Aaron |
What did the ghost eat at the party? I scream | kit kat |
What did the fish say to the octopus when he had lemonade? answer-don't be such a sour-pus! | candygirl |
What did the fast french fry say to the slow french fry?" You need to ketchup with me!" | nicki |
What did the egg say to the clown? you crack me up | lucky |
What did the duck say when his friend made him laugh? You quack me up | LETY |
What did the duck said to the other? I quack you | duckhead |
what did the digital clock say to his mom? look mom no hands!hahaha | speeder-65 |
What did the crocodile say to an aligator?
| anneka1111 |
What did the cow say when she was bored.
| Bilesha &Kourtney's Joke |
What did the corner say to the other corner. meet me half way. ha.ha.ha.ha | Mrz.carter |
What did the computer do at lunch time? Had a byte | Rossy |
What did the coffie bean say to the other coffie bean?
| Erica |
what did the chef say to the mushroom? You are a fun guy (fungi get it rotfl) lololololololol | pasta head |
What did the cake batter say to the baseball glove? A:Batter-up! | crazy lady |
what did the boy say when he saw his dog laying in the sun? 'hotdog' | pelos |
what did the big telephone say the little telaphone??? you are to young to get engaged | XxholzxX |
What did the banana say to the guys joke?
| Billy Bob Joe |
What did the baby corn say to the mother corn? Aswer:Where's popcorn | awawawawawawawawa |
What did the baby corn said to his mother?
| kittyblubber |
What did the analog clock say to his mom? Look ma no hands | Slowmo |
What did the alien say to the jigsaw puzzle? I come in piece and you come in pieces! | Jman |
what did superman's monkey live in? a super cage | natalli24946484 |
What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film? Someday my prints will come!!!! Hee Hee!! HoHo!! Ha Ha Ha!!!! | Diva *'s 001 |
What did pooh say to his agent? Hand over the honey! | lou-lou |
What did one zombie say to the other?
| hammy |
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! | pheeeeeeeeeelickz |
What did one volcano say to the other?
| bonz |
What did one tree say to the other?
| shannygirl |
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
| Klever Kimbo |
What did one snowman say to the other? "can you smell carrots"! | melissa thornley |
What did one penny say to the other? Lets get to gather and make some cents | baby princess angel 13 |
WHAT DID ONE PENNY SAY TO THE OTHER? LETS GET TOGETHER AND MAKE SOME CENTS. | MARISSA |
What did one math book say to the ot the other? I got more problems then you! | kjp |
What did one log say to the other log? I'm burning up! | gold bug |
What did one flee say to the other? Do you want to walk or do you want to take the dog? | piemasterzach |
What did one eye say to the other? There's something that smells | Daisy |
What did one cat say to the other?
| unsmart |
What did one candle say to the other? lets go out together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | melissa |
What did Mona Lisa say when she was hauled into court?
| jk |
What did Mona Lisa say when she was hauled into court? I was framed!!!!!!!!!!!! | jk |
What did Godzilla say to king kong? It's a small world isn't it? | marsh |
what did frosty the snow man name his child when he married a vampire? a:frostbite | cunfused |
what did ernie say when bert asked him for some ice-cream? 'sure,bert | brandlea10 |
what did da policeman say to his tummy?
| lol |
What did Cinderella say when her photographs weren't ready? Some day my prints will come. | Alex |
What did a tornado say to the other tornado? A.Twist you later!LOL! | Silly |
What did 1 skunk say to the other? Let us spray. | Loebeth |
what comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? the letter m | ryan and andrew |
What comes early in the morning to brighten a mother's day? the school bus | Maarz |
What can lift up a plane?
| Reani |
What asks no questions but requires many answers? The doorbell! | twetty |
What are two banana peels together called? A pair of slippers | prango |
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday because the rest are weekdays. | JAZZWOMAN |
What are the one candy that a ghost will never eat? Life Savers | sibertiger |
What animal needs to wear a wig? A Bold Eagle | missy |
What animal needs to wear a wig? a bald eagle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | T.T. |
what animal is better then a counting dog??
| Breezy!! |
What animal do you not want to play cards with?
| Rach |
Were does the spaghtti dance? At the meatball! | Meatballs |
waiter:we have almost everything on the menu sir' Diner: so i see, will you kindly bring me a clean one?' | chihuahua |
waiter waiter! There’s a bee in my soup! Of course, it's alphabet soup! | jj |
Two muffins were in a oven. The first muffin said: "Boy, its hot in here!" The other Muffin said : AAAAHHHH a talking muffin!!!!" | Heather |
Two muffins were in a oven one muffin says to the other muffin "wow it's hot i here" the other muffin replies "AHHHHHHHHH a talking muffin" hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah | lonestar |
two guys are driving to disney land they come to a sign that says"disney land left" so... thay went back home!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | JML |
tom took a mushroom called henry everywhere with him. one day mary said 'why do u take that mushroom with u every where u go?' tom replied 'cause hes a fungi to be with!' | rachee |
Three men walked into a building.You would think one of the men would've seen it! | Lil'missy |
There's a red house, a white house, and a blue house. The blue house is on the left. The red house is on the right. Where is the white house? In Washington,DC!! | johnny |
there were two muffins sitting in the oven one muffin said "man its hot in here!" the other muffin said"ahhhhh a talking muffin!!!" | anna bannanna |
There is this one story house that has pink walls and pink everything. What color would the stairs be? There is no stairs in a one story house | no name |
The frog asked the lady bug how many spots do you have? The lady bug replied none I use moisturizer | jelly |
The dog went up to the tree and asked why do you have so much bark? | bff |
Techer: Where are you from? Student: Kenya. Teacher: Oh what part? Student: All of me. | cutiebear |
TEACHER:Max,how many letters are in the alphabet? MAX:18. TEACHER:that is incorrect.there are 26. MAX:there used to be 26, but E.T went home in a U.F.O and the C.I.A went after him. | APPLESOUP |
Teacher:Johnny give me two pronouns. Johnny:Who,me Teacher:correct | Blubber nugets |
Teacher:"can you name two days of the week begining with the letter "T"?
| moon face |
Teacher: When I was your age I could name all the presidents in order from 1st to last. Student: Yeah,but when you were my age there had only been 1 or 2. | cameron |
Teacher: Today class we will have a halfday this morning. class:yeah!! Teacher: we will have the other half this afternoon? | G-dog |
teacher: Name two animals that live in a cold region?
| bitya |
teacher: make a sentence with liver and cheese. student: liver alone cheese mine! | Candy |
Teacher: leona did you do your homework?
| Shanial |
Teacher: I would like one of you to say a sentence using defeat defence and detail. Student:De feat of de dog went over de fence before de tail. | Del |
TEACHER: Go to the map and find North America. student Stephen: here it is. TEACHER: correct. now class who discovered America? CLASS: Stephen | nia123 |
Teacher: Give me a sentence using the words defeat, defence and detail. Student: De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail. | coolie |
TEACHER: Class we are learning about the history of milk.Turn to page 124 in your book. STUDENT: Can't we just skim it? | Emily |
Teacher! Teacher! my sister is only 5 years old and she can spell her name backwards Teacher thats quite remarkable what is her name ANNA | Beksy |
Teacher : Sam! When was Rome built? Sam : It was built during night. Teacher : How can you say so? Sam : Well,everyone knows that "Rome was not built in a day"... | Rizwana |
take that mask off its not halloween! | pimp |
Spell fork 3 times spell pork 3 times what do you use to eat soup? a fork no a spoon | babe |
spell and say toast ten times. t o a s t. "toast" keep going. Q: What do you put in a toaster??? A: Wrong!! BREAD!!! | hunny |
son: i brought a pair of comauflage trousers the other day father: well why aren't you wearing them? son: because i can't find them | vic and nic |
Sir:James, why are you wearing cotton in your ears? James:Beause you always say that when you say something it goes in from one ear and goes out from the other. | Rach |
sick person:Doctor Doctor i feel like a branch off a tree.
| POYSON |
Say your writing a bus you counted 20 houses and when u came back you counted 20 houses how many houses are there? 20 because you counted the same 20 houses Hahaehha | Maria |
Receptionist; Docter, Docter, there's an invisible man outside waiting for you! Docter; Tell him I can't see him at the moment | Fizzy |
Q} What is the difference between a teacher and a train? A} The teacher says "get rid of the gum!" the train says "chew! chew!" | cute |
Question:Why did the dog cross the road? Answer:'Cause he wanted to go to the barking lot!!!!!!!!!! | Chia340 |
question:what time of day can you spell the same backward and forward? answer:noon | hockey rocks |
question:what starts witha T ends with a T and is full of T answer:TEAPOT | Dream Gurl |
Question:what do you call a snail in charge of a ship? Answer:a snailer | brynny po |
question:how do you know you have an elephant under your bed?
| poof |
Question: why are baseball players so cool? Answer: | pancho |
Question: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and green? Answer: 3 zebras fighting over a pickle. | shanu |
Question: What monster eats the quickest?
| tattoo |
Question: What is worser than a giraffe with sore throat? Answer: A caterpillar with sore feet! | Mia |
Question: What do you call a one story house? Answer: A one story house | scampers |
Question: What do you call a cow sleeping on the ground??? Answer: Ground beef!!! | Babyhawk |
question: what do you call a bear with no teeth? your answer: A GUMMY BEAR!! 🙂 | yOuR hOME guRL! |
Question: What do whales put on toast? Answer: Blubber ( Instead of butter!) | Quaker |
Question: What animal do you must duck under? Answer: A duck | Astevin |
Q] what did mars say to the sun? A] you're hot! | nate |
Q= what do you get when you cross a dog, a car and a bird? A= a flying-car-pet! | monkey girl |
Q; What do you do if your toe falls off?
| dirty dog |
Q:Why was the car so smelly. A:It had to much gas | bugsbunny |
Q:Why is there no story about a vampire with a broken tooth? A: There is no point to it!! Ha ha ha | Princess weirdo |
Q:Why don't animals eat clowns? A:Because they taste funny. | Rachel |
Q:Why doesn't the king and queen play cards? A:Because jokers are wild!!!!! | Froggy |
Q:Why do cats love computers?
| DMP |
Q:why did the sheep go to the movies A: to get some snaaahcks | spidermonkey5 |
Q:Why did the pig take karate?
| tex |
Q:Why did the monkey start dancing.
| CrazyMonkey |
Q:Why did the man start to chase the birds at the golf range?
| CrAzY jAkE |
Q:Why did the lady chase her nose?
| Claire Bear |
Q:Why did the jelly been go to school? A: Because he wanted to be a smarty. | Pipolo Jive |
Q:Why did the dog climb the tree? ANS:Because he wanted to get the bark. | Pips |
Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go and see the MOOOOOOOvie. | Chi Chi |
Q:Why did the boy eat his homework? A:Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. | jay jay |
Q:why couldnt the 11 year old see the pirate movie? A:because it was rated argh | chaseroo |
Q:When do ghosts play baseball? A:When their spirit is catching | Ralph |
Q:whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A:finding a half of worm in your apple! | pink lady |
Q:What's a computers favorite board? A: It's mothers! | Carissa |
Q:what"s big gray and protects you from the rain? A:An unbellaphant | hottie |
Q:What type of lizard do you find in the Sydney Opera House? A:The lizard of OZ! | Samio |
Q:What starts with an E and ends with an E? A:An Envolope | grandma |
Q:What Kind of Dogs can Jump Higher Than A Building?
| honeyface |
Q:What is the biggest ant in the world?
| Avi |
Q:what is it called wene a ghost uses the restroom? A: BOO BOO | shorty |
Q:What is a witches favorite part in school? A:Spelling LOL!!! | kristy |
Q:What is a snake's favorite subject? A:Hisstory | Adhu |
Q:WHAT IS A HORSES FAVOURITE PROGRAMME
| jess |
Q:WHAT IS A CATS' FAVOURITE COLOUR? A: PURRRRRRRRRRPLE | shishi |
Q:What is a cat's favourite part of the computer? A:The mouse! | Gudiya |
Q:What has five fingers but is not a hand? A:A glove! | Danielle:) |
Q:WHAT DOES A MUMMY SING IN THE SHOWER? A:A RAP | J-DOG |
Q:What do you call a well balenced meal? A hamburger in each hand. | Court |
Q:What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back. A:a stick | yoda |
Q:What do the FBI people do when a tornado comes? A:Go under cover | lady |
Q:What do books carry with them when they dont have a phone? A:They carry pagers. | karen |
Q:What did the spider say the fly came to its web?
| mimi |
Q:what did the math teacher make for snack A: pie | funny Bunny |
Q:What did the lifegaurd name his daughter? A:Sandy | Bryana |
Q:what did the hot dog when it won the race? A:I'M THE WEENER (WINNER) | cheychey |
Q:What did the bird say on Valentines Day? A: Your my treeheart. | smile |
Q:What did pirate see the movie? A:Because it was rated (a)R! | FROGGIELUV!!!!!!!!! |
Q:WHAT CAN YOU SERVE BUT NEVER EAT A:A VOLLEY BALL | CECE |
Q:What bird can you write with? A:A PENguin. lol | penguin gal |
Q:There are 13 copycats and 1 dives in a pool, how many are left? A:none. | piolina |
Q:If it takes 2 men,2 hours to dig a hole,how long does it take 1 man to dig a half a hole? A:You can't dig half a hole.Ha! Ha! | Cow |
Q:How much fun can you have doing arithmetic? A:Sum Fun | amoos |
Q:How Many Seconds Are In A Year? A:12 Jan.2nd Feb.2nd March,2nd........ | K-Mak |
Q:how does a tree count? A:like this one two tree | Nocktowl |
Q:How do you make a fruit punch?
| Kyran |
Q:How did the teacher know Jessica was going to be an astronuat when she grew up? A: She took up so much space in school | Syd |
Q:Have you heard the joke about the butter. A:I can't tell,you will spread it | KK |
Q: Why did the kid put hay under his bed?
| Lavender10 |
Q:"Waiter why is my food flat?" A:"because when you ordered it you told me to step on it." | lilash |
Q: Why wouldn't the crayfish share his toys? A: Becuase he was a little shellfish! | sharon |
Q: Why would Snow White make a good judge? A: Because she was the fairest of them all! | katty |
Q: why was the shoe talking? A: because it had a tongue | maceo |
Q: Why was the mother flea mad? A: All her children went to the dogs. | krissy811 |
Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had so many problems. | coolbmg |
Q: why was the leaf crying? A: because it fell | kenzie |
Q: why was the duck mad? A: because he couldnt get his bill out of the mail. | nana |
Q: Why was the coach yelling at the operator? A: He wanted his Quarter back, hee hee! | Dany |
Q: Why was the boy staring at the car's raido? A: He wanted to see a car-toon | kbs |
Q: Why was the ant so confused?
| Sk8r Gurl |
Q: Why was "Math" upset with English? A: Because English was trying to check Math's spelling. | MATH TEACHER |
Q: Why shouldn't you tell a joke to an egg? A: Because they will crack up!! | Manny |
Q: WHY IS THE MONKEY ACTING SO CRAZY? A: BECAUSE HE WENT BANANAS. | JAMOO=JAM=JULIA |
Q: Why is the math book so grunpy? A: Because it has to many problems. | julian |
Q: Why is the city of Ohio different? A: Because it"s high in the middle and round at both ends. | ping |
q: why dosen"t a turkey eat much? a: because he is always stuffed! | livee mae |
Q: Why don't elephants take a holiday? A: They don't like packing their trunks | Charlotte |
Q: Why does a cat remind you of christmas? A: Because of his sandie claws. | Christie |
Q: Why do they have fences on cemataries? A: Because people are DYING to get in. | Megsters (u know who I am) : ) |
Q: Why do fish swim in saltwater? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze | Wesley |
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
| Anonomus |
Q: Why do birds fly south? A: Because it was to far to walk | shelbyroo |
Q: Why didn't the bike finish the race? A: Because it was two tired! | PJ age6 |
Q: Why didn"t the 11-year-old get into the pirate movie? A: It was rated ARRRRR! | BOBBY |
Q: Why didin't the coach trust his team??? A: Because there were to many sneakers in the lockerroom!!!! | Lil k.c |
Q: Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard? A: Because people were dying to get in! | GG |
Q: Why did the tree cross the road? A: Because he wanted to leaf. | dragon |
Q: Why did the tomato smush it self? A: Beacuse his dad said ketchup. | MR.GIGGLES |
Q: Why did the tomato blush? A: It saw the salad dressing! | Bob-omb |
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
| J.C. |
Q: Why did the teacher have to get glasses?
| sweet-e-pie |
Q: Why did the spider go on the computer? A: To set up a web. | Ak |
Q: why did the salesman go up the elevator? A: he wanted to get a raise. | dad's_gurl |
Q: Why did the police go to the baseball field? A: Because someone was stealing a base. | Air Bear |
Q: Why did the pig get kicked off the football team? A: Because he always hoged the ball. | Sponkey |
Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because he was framed! | Lulu |
Q: why did the orange run half way down the hill? A: it ran out of juice | tesha t |
Q: Why did the moon fall down? A: There where to many holes | cathy |
Q: Why did the lady throw the head of lettuce out the window? A: Because she wanted a tossed salad. | Katie |
Q: why did the ketchup cross the road? A: because he had to ketch up with the mustard | tiffy |
Q: Why did the jelly roll? A: It saw the apple turn over | Didi |
Q: Why did the horse pass the note to the cow?? A: Because she was mootiful! | T-Bone |
Q: Why did the girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. | cookie girl |
Q: Why did the girl name her horse Ink? A: It kept running out of the pen! | Emi |
Q: why did the girl go outside with her purse open? A: To see if there was any change in the weather. | saphire |
Q: Why did the ghost go up the elervator?? A: He wanted to raise his spirits. | ping |
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade? A: Because he didn't want to be a HotDog. | Mr. T |
Q: Why did the dog cross the road? A: To get to the "barking" lot! | tasha |
Q: Why did the docter cross the patient room? A: Becuse she didnt want to get a shot. | tony |
Q: why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was the chickens day off! haha you like that don't ya. Well i thought u would ya know because everyone just loves my jokes! | moula moula |
Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side. | Drew |
Q: why did the computer go to the doctor? A: because he has virus! | patty |
Q: Why did the caveboys and cavegirls have a easier time in school? A: Because there was no history to study | Minny Girl |
Q: Why did the cat tickle the mouse before he ate him? A: He wanted a happy meal | JSHJ |
Q: why did the car have a stomach ache???
| Landon |
Q: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
| bullet |
Q: Why did the boy put the reportcard over his head? A: He wanted to get higher grades | matt |
Q: Why did the bee go home? A: To go get his honey | jaybug |
Q: Why did the bee get married? A: Because he found his honey | opedy |
Q: WHY DID THE BEAR EAT THE TIGHTROPE WALKER? A: HE WANTED A WELL BALANCED MEAL. | soccerstar |
Q: Why did mickey look up in space? A: To find pluto his dog. Q: Who was the first spy who went under water? A: James Pond | jj the duck |
Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards??? A: Because the Captain was standing on the deck . HE HE HA HA | Pink Shadow / KaTe |
Q: Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield? A: There's to many ears!! | chicken legs |
Q: Why can't a dalmation dog hide from it's mom? A: Because it's spotted haahaaa | hanin and minas |
Q: Why are kings babys? A: Because there always sitting in a high chair | tyler |
Q: Why are hair dressers good drivers? A: They know all the good short cuts! | poo |
Q: Why are elephants large,grey,and wrinkly??? A: Because if they were small,white,and smooth,they would be asprin! | Court |
Q: Why are chickens such good workers? A: Because they work around the cluck. | Taylor |
Q: Why are barbers such good drivers? A: Because they know all the shortcuts!!!! | dolphin09 |
Q: who won the skeleton spelling bee? A: No Body! | megs |
Q: Who is santa's wife??? A: Mary christmas | delter |
Q: Which weighs more? a pound of feathers or a pound of lead. A: They both weigh the same!(a pound) | funny |
Q: Where would you find your lost dog? A: In The-Lost-And-Hound | duty |
Q: Where is a pirates favorite place to eat? A: Arrrrrrrrby"s | Robby Rex |
Q: Where does the coumputer go to dance? A: The disc o. | abc... |
Q: Where does a rabbit learn how to fly? A: in the hare force. | k.k. |
Q: Where does a polar bear keep his money? A: in a snowbank! | Hamsterman |
Q: Where does a cow like to go to eat? A: MooDonalds (McDonalds) | cutiepie10 |
Q: Where does a computer take it's sick pets? A: To the intervet | eggcorn |
Q: where do you get dumb gum from. A:A dumb ball machine. | spo |
Q: Where do you always rake the leaves? A: the ground | fuzzo |
Q: Where do snowmen keep there money? A: In a snow bank! | fattony |
q: where do monsters like to swim? A: in lake erie | squirt |
Q: Where do ghosts go to live? A: Where everyone else lives, the living room! | cassie |
Q: where do fishes sleep? A: on a water bed | donovanantoniojarman |
Q: Where do fish put their money? A: In river banks! | Coco roco |
Q: WHERE DO COMPUTERS GO TO DANCE? A: THE DISK-O | miss priss |
Q: Where do chickens live? A: In Ken-clucky. | Chris |
Q: Where did the fish go when he was sick? A: to the docks | Kee |
Q: Where did the cow take his date? A: To the Mooooooovies! | JessLynn92 |
Q: Where did the boat go when he was sick?
| froot loop |
Q: Where did dracula BUY HIS PENCILS? A: PENCIL-VANIA | kaje |
Q: When there is a hole in a pumpkin what do you fix it up with? A: A pumpkin patch. | maxy m. |
Q: When is a potato not Irsh? A: When it's a french fry | me |
Q: When is a door not a door? A: When it's ajar. | Max S. age 9 |
Q: When is a car not a car
| sari |
Q: Whats the longest word? A: Smile because it has a mile in it. | Ash |
Q: Whats a frog's favorite drink? A: A diet croak! | iceerz zack ziomek |
Q: Whats a dogs favorite instrument? A: A TromBONE | Lindsay |
Q: What's the difference between a football and a duck? A: You'll find one in a huddle, and the other in a puddle. | Sunshine |
Q: What's green, has bumps, and plays football? A: The Green Bay Pickles | Mr. B |
Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A: A zebra with a drumkit. | jay |
Q: What's baby Dil's favorite ride??? A: The strollercoaster | Alissa |
Q: What's a witches favorite asignment? A: Spelling | Frankie |
Q: What's a camel with no humps? A: A horse of course | Kangarroooo18 |
Q: What was the first bus to cross the ocean? A: Columbus. | buck |
Q: What was the 1st animal in space? A: The cow that jumped over the moon | bubba |
Q: What vehicle would a cow drive? A: A milk truck!!! | Teacup |
Q: What time should a person go at the dentist? A: At TOOTH-THIRTY!!! | sweetangel_99 |
Q: What starts with P, and ends with the letter E? A: A post office. | Angle |
Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? A: An envelope. | Nick |
Q: What room is a bear's favorite room? A: The den! | Liz |
Q: What radio is a pig most afraid of???? A: a HAMradio | bob |
Q: What letter of the alphabet can you eat? A: A brown-E | Tashia |
Q: What kind of waves wash up on a small beach? A: microwaves | Joey |
Q: What kind of rings do fruits where when they are getting married?? A: onion rings | Angel |
Q: What kind of pets do computers like? A: A mouse | jon jon |
Q: What kind of pet lives on the floor? A: A carpet | andy |
Q: What kind of music does bedrock listen to? A: Bedrock and roll | Bo Bo Man |
Q: What kind of music do mummy's like? A: Wrap! | jazzy |
Q: What kind of museums do cows go to? A: Mooseums | YBOY |
Q: What kind of milk do you get from a sunburned cow? A: strawberry milk | Cash |
Q: what kind of milk do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled | hottie |
Q: What kind of key dosen't open a door? A: a mon-key | syd |
Q: What kind of cheese isn't yours? A: nacho chesse | Emmi |
Q: What kind of boats do mosquitoes like best? A: Blood vessels! | Tiana |
Q: What kind of bird is always sad? A: A bluebird. | KCee |
Q: What kind of animal should you never play cards with A: A Cheetah!!!!:) | cuty pie 427 |
Q: What kind of a joke does a crow like? A: Corny ones | austin |
Q: What is the same between a farmers wagon and a dogs tail? A: The tails a wagon | Ash |
Q: What is the name of the candy that is never on time? A: Choco-LATE | magneto |
Q: What is the highest building? A: a library, because it has alot of stories. get it?! | tiffany |
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A: You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish | Beth Ann |
Q: What is the differance between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly but a fly can"t bird. | Popcorn |
Q: What is the best thing to take in the desert? A: A thirst-aid kit. | aot |
Q: WHAT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE? A: THE LETTER H. | ddduuutttyyy |
Q: WHAT IS GHOST'S FAVOURITE FOOD? A: SPOOKGETTI! | S- ANGEL~ |
Q: What is full of holes, but holds water? A: ....A sponge | Cricket |
Q: What is brown and smells like chocolate pudding A: chocolate pudding | gupu |
Q: What is black and white and read all over? A: A newspaper | your_gurl |
Q: What is a vampires favorite sport A: batmintan | robert eric anthony hennick of the joke |
Q: What is a skeletons favorite road? A: Dead end!!! | Big eye (Andrea) |
Q: What is a sharks favorite snack? A: Fish and ships | emer |
Q: What is a mummys favorite music?
| Jack |
Q: What is a monster's favorite drink?
| Rajavi |
Q: what is a fisherman's favorite pitch? A: A sinker | beaver cleaver |
Q: what is a catipiller afraid of? A: A dogapiller (DOG) | nins |
Q: What is a bears favorite soda. A: Coca Koala | Mohawk |
Q: What is a bears favorite phone? A: a blackberry! | lol girl |
Q: What has a head, a tail, and no body? A: A coin! | quackster |
Q: What has a head at night and no head at day? A: a pillow | p |
Q: What has 4 "i"s but cannot see? A: Missisipi | Ange |
Q: What has 2 spines and millions of ribs?
| doglover |
Q: What happens when a clock gets mad? A: It gets ticked off! | DJPhatboi |
Q: What happened to the cat that ate a ball of yarn? A: It had mittens! | Zebedee |
Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: Your age | frogwings |
Q: What flower is between the nose and the chin? A: Tulip | tntonytiger |
Q: What drinks pop and sings at the same time? A: A pop singer | rachel age 9 |
Q: What does one peanut say to another peanut? A: You crack me up | Hannah banana |
Q: What does every skeleton say before meals? A: Bone-appetite! | A-a |
Q: What does a wizzard's cat drink just before it goes to bed? A: A sorcerer of milk | kangarrooooo18 |
Q: What does a house wear? A: Address | Brad |
Q: What does a GINGER-BREAD MAN use when he breaks his leg? A: A CANDY CANE !!!!! | ice-crean sunday |
Q: What does a cow say to a human? A: When is it going to be moonday? | uncle bob |
Q: What does a cat read? A: cat-alogs | GDream4 |
Q: What do you lose every time you stand up? A: Your lap | hebs |
Q: What do you have year round but can only see in the winter? A: Your breath | hebs |
Q: What do you have to pay to go to school? A: Attention | Sarah |
Q: What do you give a hungry tiger??
| Melissa |
Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus and a hungry shark? A: An octagon!!! | Wally |
Q: what do you get when you cross a witch with sand? A: A sandwitch | brittthehit |
Q: what do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcipine? A: a slow poke | ponygal |
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a peach? A: A peach gobbler(cobbler) | team krunch |
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowstorm and a cornfeild? A: cornflakes | Allie |
Q: What do you get when you cross a pair of pants that are smart? A: Smarty Pants. Hee, Hee. | Dollywood |
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog, a bird, and a car? A: A flying carpet | Lisee |
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? A: Jurassic Pork! | ponygal |
Q: What do you do with a blue whale? A: Cheer it up | riddler |
Q: What do you do when an elephant breaks his toe? A: You call the toetruck | what |
Q: What do you call wood that has nothing to do? A: Board! | Manny |
Q: What do you call two witchs that live together?![]() A: Broom mates | Kay |
Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: a pair of slippers | nicky. d |
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship? A: A snailor!! | C-DOG |
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship? A: A snailor | Jordy |
Q: What do you call a sleeping Dinousour? A: A Dinousnoras | nicky. d |
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud | Princess 😀 |
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud | jacko |
Q: What do you call a sad strawberry? A:a Blue berry! | sad berry |
Q: What do you call a sad berry? A: A blue [sad] berry. | Uyenny the Vu |
Q: What do you call a rich duck? A: lucky ducky | natmo 🙂 |
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A POLAR BEAR IN THE JUNGLE? A: LOST | beaver |
Q: What do you call a polar bear in Africa? A: Lost | Dany |
Q: What do you call a mermaid in the artic ocean? A: BURR!maid | candy |
Q: What do you call a grouchy hamburger? A: A crabby patty!!!!!!!!!!! | BRAT |
Q: what do you call a grizzly bear in the rain? A: Drizzly Bear! | Natalie Marin |
Q: What do you call a dog that sits in front of a fire? A: A hotdog. | Chey |
Q: What do you call a crate of ducks? A: A box of quackers. | dodo |
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef | megan |
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW ON THE FLOOR? A: GROUND BEEF | nAT |
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT WHITH STRIPES? A: LION | zar |
Q: what do you call a cat that went to red cross school? A: a first aid kit | jesus girl |
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick | Wheetius |
Q: What do whales spread on their toast? A: Jellyfish | KLC |
Q: WHAT DO U GET WHEN U CROSS A CENTIPEDE AND A PAROT? A: A WALKIE TALKIE!!! | French Fry [Ashley] |
Q: What do hawks eat for dessert? A: Mice Cream | pooh |
Q: What do ghost eat? A: BOO-LONEY | SHEADA |
Q: What do cats eat? A: Catfish! | coolwill01 |
Q: What do birds eat for breakfast?? A: Tweet-bix | ping |
Q: What did the traffic light say to the zebra? A: Close your eyes im changing | Vinni |
Q: What did the teddybear say when she was offered dessert? A: No thanks. I'm stuffed. | daredevil |
Q: What did the star say to the little star? A: Your to young to be out at night. | blue |
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: Stick with me we'll go places. | lil'z |
Q: What did the ranch say to the salad? A: cover me I"m dressing! | Sissy |
Q: What did the plate say to the other plate? A: Lunch is on Me! | scotty |
Q: What did the pig do after school?? A: hamwork !!!!! | joy |
Q: What did the pancake say to the syrup? A: We're in a sticky situation, pal! | sweet pea |
Q: what did the pacific ocean say to the atlantic ocean?????? A: nothing ,he just waved | jazzy |
Q: What did the mother buffalo say to her son that was going to college??? A: Bison | Katie |
Q: What did the magnet say to the second magnet? A: "You're very attractive. | aot |
Q: What did the little acorn say when he grew up? A: Geometry (gee I'm a tree) | sweet pea |
Q: What did the lions say before they ate dinner A: Let us prey | xszsimszzx |
Q: What did the lawyer name her daughter? A: Sue! | Bree |
Q: What did the lamp say to the pen? A: click me on | skouter |
Q: What did the invisible man say to his girlfriend? A: "Baby, you're outta sight." | aot |
Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter? A: Patty. | TEE TEE |
Q: What did the glue say to the stamp? A: STICK WITH ME, WE'LL GO PLACES{LAME RIGHT? SO WHAT!!!!!!!!} | Princess |
Q: What did the ghost say to the panda bear?
| spaggetti and meatballs |
Q: What did the duck want with his soup? A: Quakers | its me |
Q: What did the Crayon call her son? A: Art | MINNIE MOUSE |
Q: WHAT DID THE CAPET SAY TO THE FLOOR? A: HUSH I HAVE YOU COVERED | kel |
Q: What Did the Bug Say When He Hit the Winshield? A: I would do that again but I don't have the guts | Rattlesnake |
Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
| DevonSlapBill |
Q: What did the "sun" say to the moon? A: Don't you think I look "HOT"! | Manny |
Q: What did shaggy say when he couldn't find scooby doo? A: scooby dooby doo where r u we have some mysteries to solve | smart not!!!!! |
Q: What did santa use when he twisted his ankel? A: A candy cane | O'lela |
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: Meet you at the corner | randy |
Q: What did one eye say to the other? A: Something stinks in between us! | joker |
Q: What did one candle say to the other candle? A: Are you going out tonight? | KaTe |
Q: What did Ernie say to Bert when he wanted some ice cream? A: Sure Bert (sherbert) | pebbles |
Q: What can you hold in your right hand but not your left hand? A: Your LEFT elbow | Bean Head |
Q: WHAT ARE TREES FAIVERET DRINK? A: ROOTBEER. | paige |
Q: What always ends evreything? A: "G" | EmmyEm66 |
Q: Were did the sheep get her hair cut? A: At the Baaaaaaaaarbbbbber shop | Nikki |
Q: The cowboy left on friday, spent 3 days & came back on friday. how can that be? A: his horse is named friday. | whitgirl |
Q: should i tell you the story of the lemon? a: I am sorry but its too sour for you feelings. | bubblegum boy |
Q: Should I tell you the story of the body snatchers? A: No, I'd better not you might get carried away | Bubblegum cuddlebun |
Q: Railroad crossing railroad cars, can you spell that without any R's? A: T-H-A-T | shelb |
Q: On Valentine's Day what did the two volcanos say to each other? A: I LAVA YOU! Ha,Ha,Ha! | Rupert |
Q: In which garden doesn`t flowers grow? A: In a Kindergarden | jas girl |
Q: If you had only one match which thing would you light first? A wood burrning stove, Kerasein Lamp,or an oil burrning stove? A: The match | Bradilydumbduck |
Q: If you cross a vampire with snow, what do you get? A: Frostbite! | piggygrl0123 |
Q: If i had $50 and you gave me $20 what would I have? A: $50 because you wouldn't give me $20 | mets |
Q: IF APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY FLOWERS WHAT DO MAY FLOWERS BRING? A: THE PILGRIMS | JESSICA |
Q: How many seconds are in a year?
| Singing Shat |
Q: How is a joke so much like a pencil? A: Because if it dont have a piont its useless. | dj |
Q: How is 2+2=5 and your left hand alike? A: They both aren't right. | Lizzy |
Q: How does a horse greet his neighbor? A: Howdy naaaabor | mel |
Q: How do your teeth stay together? A: TOOTHPASTE | carbear |
Q: How do you save a hippo drowning in hot cocoa? A: Throw in a marshmallow | Laura Acorn |
Q: How do you get out of a house with a mirror and a table? A: Look in the mirror, see what you saw.take saw, saw table in half.Two halves make a hole.Climb trough hole | ~movie_star* |
Q: HOW DO YOU FIX A TUBA? A: WITH TUBA GLUE! | cute |
Q: how do you fix a rubber duck A: duck tape | TWIFF |
Q: How do you count a herd of cows? A: With a cowculater. | Kris |
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on it! Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way.....unique up on it! | Daniel |
Q: How do the famers move there cows? A: A moo-ving van. | JB |
Q: How can you communicate with a fish? A: Drop it a line | Syaf |
Q: Do mummies like being mummies? A: Of corpse! Of corpse! | soccer girl |
Q: Can you drop a full glass but not spill any water?
| carecat |
Q: A butcher is 5 foot 2 inch what does he weigh?
| kim |
Q.Wich president was the biggest ham? A. Abrahham Lincon of course | J rod |
Q.Why was the lamp flunking his classes? A.He wasn't very bright. | Ry |
Q.why was the elephant afraid of the computer A.because of the mouse | babyballar4life |
Q.Why was the Egyption boy confused? A.Because his daddy was a mummy! | Cutie |
Q.Why was the baby ant confused? A.Because all his uncles are ants. | Espier |
Q.Why was Rita carrying a ladder?
| becky |
Q.Why do birds fly south for the winter? A. Because it's too far to walk. | mike mike mcc |
Q.Why do bears get grounded? Because they growled at their mothers! | I'm bananas |
Q.Why did the vampire go to the doctors.
| katey |
Q.Why did the tiger lose the race? A."cuz the other guy was a "cheetah"{cheater} | Nikki |
Q.Why did the teacher jump in to the lake? A.Because she wanted to test the water. | Betsy |
Q.Why did the robber wear blue gloves? A. cause he didn't want to get caught red handed. | Krissy |
Q.why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?
| kitkat |
Q.Why did the granny put rollar skates on her rocking chair? A.Because she wanted to rock and roll! | jackson.rose |
Q.which is the longest bus in the world? A. Syllabus!!!!!!!!! | saturn |
Q.Where does a wasp go when it gets hurt? A.The waspital. | footballgirlk |
Q.Where do books sleep? A.Under their covers. | Ry |
Q.Where did the snowman keep his savings? A.In a snow bank. | R |
Q.When is the best day to go to the beach?
| lilly |
Q.When do you go on red and stop on green? A.When you're eating a watermelon! | t |
Q.Whats the difference between a fly and a bird. A.a bird can fly but a fly can't bird. | Bree |
Q.What would you rather have an old ten dollar bill or a new one? A.a old ten is more than a new one dollar bill. | boshe dogg |
Q.what kind of beans are humans?
| mike jones |
Q.What has wheels and a trunk but no engine? A.An elephant on roller blades. | Ry |
Q.What has 4 wheels and flies? A.A garbage truck | EE |
Q.What does a rat sound like in tap shoes A.rat a tat tat | Ray |
Q.WHAT DO YOU FIND UP A CLEAN NOSE? A: FINGERPRINTS | CHEESE |
Q.What do you find in the middle of Nowhere? A.The letter H. | Ry |
Q.What do you call two hands stuck to gether .A Pom Pom | moo |
Q.What do you call the musicial part of a turkey? A.The Drumstick. | birdie |
Q.What do you call something red and goes up and down A. A tomato in an elevator | shani |
Q.What do you call a worm in a apple. A.A teachers pet | nemo |
Q.what do you call a mushroom at a party? A.fun-guy | BO BO |
Q.what do you call a dinosaur with 1 eye A.do-you-think-he-saw-us | jh |
Q.What do you call a bear with no teeth?
| articuno |
Q.What do u call when a Vampire bites a Snowman?
| Courtney Stagg |
Q.What did the waiter learn when he joined the navy? A.How to take orders!!! | tedddymonster |
Q.What did the sheep say to the other? A. I'm maaaad at you | cool owl |
Q.What did the cook name his son? A.Stu. | Ry |
Q.What did the cement say to the earthquake? A.You crack me up with your jokes | Jessie |
Q.What did one eye say to the other. A.Something between us smells. | T-Baby |
Q.what did king tut say when he was scard? A.i want my mummie! | lisa |
Q.what as 4 wheels and flies A. a garbge truck | elizabeth |
Q.The Blue House is in the left the red house is in right were is the white house A. In Washinton D.C. | Funny Banas |
Q.How does an egg run? A.It scrambles!!!! | hunter1243 |
Q.Did you hear about the unlucky sailor? First he was shipwrecked then he was rescued by the Titanic. | hawk |
Q. why were the baby strawberries upset? A. because their mum and dad were in a jam. | ezza |
Q. Why was the letter "E" left back? A. Because it was always in bed and never in school. | Manny |
Q. Why was the calendar upset? A. Because it didn't have a date. | Manny |
Q. Why does E.T. have such big eyes? A. you would too,if you saw his phone bill | puffy hair |
Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? A. Cause he didn't have no body to go with. | Jacob and Jackie |
Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
| S.P&A.T |
Q. why did the lion spit out the clown? A. because he tasted funny. | Dian |
Q. why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours A. so he could hide in the crayon box | doll |
Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the street? A. To get to Jurassic Park!! | Katie(Pigglefish) |
Q. Why did the catus cross the road? A. Because it was stuck to the chicken. | Nicky M. |
Q. Why did the butler bring a deck of cards in the hall A. He wanted to deck the halls | FOXY |
Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
| S.P&A.T |
Q. Why did the bee go to the doctor? A. Because he had hives. | scampers |
Q. Why did the bee get married? A. Because he found his honey. | tigger |
Q. Why did the basketball player go to the dentist? A. because he wanted to get more shots. | brint |
Q. Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone?
| Blubber |
Q. Why couldn't the flower ride its bike? A. Because his pedals fell off | scampers |
Q. Who has the most dangerous job in Trannsyilvannia? A. Dracula's dentist. | Britt |
Q. Who does a football coach go fishing with?
| patrick parker |
Q. Which is the longest rope in the world? A. It's Europe!!!!!!!!!!!! | Saturn |
Q. Where is a cow's favorite place to be? A. A MOO-sment park!! | Laura (Monkey) |
Q. Where do the cows go on vacation? A. To the movies. | Ruby |
Q. where did the teacher leave her keys? A: on the computer | tabby |
Q. what time is it when a ghost comes to dinner? A. Time to go! | lid |
Q. What runs around your backyard but never moves? A. The fence | strawberri |
Q. What runs around the garden without moving?
| ems |
q. What plays piano keys? Monkeys! | dj |
Q. What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A. A nervous shipwreck! | ollie |
Q. What kind of stick do you use for your lips? A. A Chapstick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | sunrise |
Q. What kind of a shark can build a house? A. A hammerhead | Kolton |
Q. What is the smallest room?
| greensom |
Q. What is the difference between a pig and a squirrel? One eats corn and one eats acorn!!!!! | Ann |
Q. What is the difference between a fly and a bird? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird. | Manny |
Q. what is the differece between "here" and "there". A. The letter "t" | Bean Head |
Q. What is the best way to catch a fish? A. Have someone throw it at you. | 123a |
Q. What is round on both sides and says hi in the middle? A. Ohio. | Manny |
Q. What is red, black and white all over. A. A zebra with the chichen pox. | K.C |
Q. What is Mickey Mouse's favorite car to drive? A. A Minnie Van! | Laura (monkey) |
Q. What is Donald Ducks Favorite Tv show? A. The Duck-U-Mentaries | jokester |
Q. What is a volcano? A. A Mountain with hiccups | Tristin |
Q. what has two eyes[i] and sees[seas] all around? A. Hawaii | WIZARD GIRL |
Q. what has two banks but no money? A. a river. | matt |
Q. What has four legs but can't walk? A. a chair!!!!!!!!!!! | CASSY!X!X!X!X! |
Q. What has 18 legs and caches flies? A. A baseball team. | LDog |
Q. What goes up but never comes down? A: Your age! 🙂 | whatever! |
Q. What goes up and never comes down? A. Your Age | Missy |
Q. What does one eye say to the other eye? A. Between you and me something smells. | Asia |
Q. What does a ghost wash his hair with? A. Shamboo | Jay-Jay |
Q. What does a bee say when it flies backwards?
| Kalibug |
Q. What do you get when you cross dracula and a snowman? A. *frostbite* | Jen |
Q. What do you get when you cross an hippo with a black bird? A. A lot of broken telephone poles. | Spitz(Stephanie) |
Q. What do you get from nervous cows.
| bc100 |
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
| S.P&A.T |
Q. What do you catch but not throw? A. A cold. | Vart |
Q. what do you call two banna peals A. slippers | dawg |
Q. What do you call an annoying vampire? A. A PAIN IN THE NECK | Bean Head |
Q. What do you call a sheep that is covered in chocolate?
| Hana |
Q. what do you call a banana doing a split? A. A banana split | phil |
Q. What do you call a 3 headed monster with 9 legs, 1 arm , 55 fingers and no ears? A. any-thing you want it can't hear u! | Shelly |
Q. What do bunnies like to play? A. hop scotch | ABC |
Q. What do bats call the bathroom?
| dwinkly finkly |
Q. what did the tub say to the water? A. run to me i'll hold you. | smiley |
Q. What did the monster say to the bug? A. Nothing, monsters are not real! | Katie (Pigglefish) |
Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter. A. Sue | Feather |
Q. what did the hamburger name has little girl? A. patty | Rugrat |
Q. WHAT DID THE GHOST HAVE FOR HIS DINNER????????? A.SPOOOOGHETTI !!!!!!!!!! | 22222 CAT 222222 |
Q. What did the cloud say to the sun?
| blubber nugets |
Q. What did the bowling ball say to the pin?
| cisco dood |
Q. What did the boss say to the electrcian when he was late?
| krisy |
Q. What did the baseball player say when he hit a homerun? A. See you later ball, I have to run home! | JT |
Q. what did the armless man say to the robber?
| jimmy |
Q. What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas? A. "It is Christmas, Eve." | scampers |
Q. What day is worst for the chickens? A. Fry-day. | Manny |
Q. what can you hold without your hands? A. Your breath! | vezza |
Q. If a rooster layed an egg on the top of a roof, which way would it roll? A. roosters don't lay eggs silly | Bambie |
Q. If a butcher is six feet two inches tall, what do you think he weighs? A. Meat | Bean Head |
Q. How is 2+2=5 and your left hand alike? A. They both aren't right. | Feather |
Q. How does a cow do math? A.It uses a COWculater | Feather |
Q. How do you make soup gold? A. Put in 14 carrots!(Karrots) | Funny |
Q. How do you make fruit punch? A. Give it boxing lessons! | crystal & kristy |
Q. How do you catch a squirrel? A. Climb up a tree and act like a nut | Ashley |
Q. How did the skunk call home? A. On his smellurlar phone! | blue |
Q. A wasp got hurt where did it go?
| tanya |
Q-why did the belt go to jail
| fishy frog |
Q-what do you find in kids noses?
| baby girl |
Q)why dont you do homework in the jungle? A)because if you add 4+4 you get ATE!!! hahaha!!! | skyress14 |
Q)what did the captin of the sub say to the first mate? A)there's something fishy out there. | class clown |
Q) why did the themoneter go to college` a) to get a degree | Nellie |
Q) why did Chris put his electric guitar in the freezer? A) Coz he loved cool music! | Lizz the showbizz |
Q What is broken in your body when you go to Dr.Funny? A Funny bone | Cheetah |
Q what do you call two hands stuck together A pom pom | Emily |
Q What do you call a dog with no legs? A you can call him all you want he still will not come to you | fo fo |
Q .what do u call a alligator who lives in a alley.
| lexie |
pupil:miss would you shout at me for something i didn't do teacher:no, why? pupil:because i didn't do my homework. | fairy |
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat! | wako |
Person 1: Did you hear the one about the pencil? Person 2: No. How does it go? Person 1: Oh, nevermind. It"s pointless! | NEN |
Person1,Did you hear the joke about the hole? person2,No. person1,Good. It was to deep for you. | Trey |
patient:doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtains. doctor:well pull your self together then | Amy |
patient:doctor doctor i feel like a cowboy! doctor: how long have you been feeling like this? patient: about a yeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaa | demidob |
Patient:Docter Docter! I keep getting this pain in my throat after i drink hot chocolete!
| Smiley Girl |
Patient: Doctor,Doctor I think i'm a pack of cards! Doctor: I'll deal with you later! | cool18 & cool20 |
Patient: Doctor,Doctor a crocodile bit my toe! Dotor: When did this happen? Patient: When it bit me! | scardycat |
Patient: doctor, doctor, I have 59 seconds to live!
| winker |
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I just ate a pen Doctor: Well, sit down and write your | Edison |
passenger: "which end of the car do I get off?". conductor: "either one. it stops at both ends." | joel |
One night a boy was sleeping and dreaming about a marshmallow and when he woke up his pillow was gone!!!! | Bubbles |
Ok, your in a race and a kid runs faster than you. What do you do? Drink catch up!!!!!! | kyliy |
My mom thinks that I'm very bright. That is why she always calls me son. | ET |
music teacher:What is a pizzicato? student:Pizza for cats. | crystal |
Money isn’t everything. There’s Also VISA, MasterCard and Credit Cards. | Mandy |
mommy monster: I took my son to the zoo yesterday
| monsters |
mom: Sam stop pulling my hair.
| gum |
Molly: What runs all around a soccer field but never moves?
| Munky |
Mike: Mrs.Applebee,would I get in trouble for something I didnt do? Teaher: Of course not Mike. Mike:Good,Cause I didnt do my homework. | nerdyprep |
Mike: Do you beleive in love at first sight? Sally: Not from where I'm standing. | cheese |
me: hey sister mom wants you to help fix dinner. sister: why is it broken? | sidthekid |
Max:I'm sorry my son can't come to school. Secertary:Who is this? Max:This is my mom. | JRB |
Mary: This is a cool baseball game. Tom:I'm Hot Tom:Lets go by Jim Tom: He is a big fan!!!!!!!! | Hana |
Mary's mother has 4 kids. They are called North, South, and East. What is the other childs name? Mary | Sharon |
Mark: Teacher how do you spell rat. Teacher: R-A-T. Mark: No, how do you spell rat. Teacher: What sentence are you using it in. Mark: My mother told me to get in rat in. | It's bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S |
MARK : doctor doctor I keep seeing double! DOCTOR : sit on this chair MARK : which one? | rachee |
Man:Doc Doc, my wife thinks she's a Motorbike
| kayla collett |
Man: what is a million yrs. ? God: A second to me. Man: What is a million $ ? God: A million $ is like a penny to me. Man: God, will you give me a million $ ? God: Sure, just wait a second! lol | Vegie Girl |
man: Theres a fly in my soup!
| da king yeado |
M: How's my son doing in your class? T: He surprises me at least once a month! M: In what way? T: Once a month he can answer me correctly! | princess jokes |
kyle:Hey michel I can spell something that has over a hundred letters in it.
| fifer slicer |
Knock,Knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Banana Banana who? orange orange who? orange you glad I didn't say banana | Mandy |
Knock!Knock! Who's there? Snow Snow who? Snow use I can't remember!! | Chuckie |
knock! knock! who's there? isabelle! isabelle who? isabelle outta order! Hee! hee! hee! | Shelly |
Knock Knock? Who's There? Olive. Olive Who? Olive You! | Matthew |
knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orange you going to open the door? | boOpiE |
knock knock who's there? arrowana arrowana who? arrowana see you again! | Amy |
knock knock. whos there? Britney. Britney who? knock knock. whos there Ops I did it again | joker |
knock knock. who's there? radio. radio who? radio not here i come. | radio |
knock knock, whos there? hatch. hatch who. bless you | wiwib |
knock knock! Who's there? Lettuce lettuce who? lettuce go out tonight! | tigerlover |
Knock knock! Who's there? Door bell repare man! Get it? | Spice |
knock knock! who's there? candy candy who? candy door be opened? | kEVIN |
Knock Knock! Who's there? Harry Harry who? Harry up I'm starved! | monkey girl |
knock knock whos there isabell isabell who isabell necessary on your bike | joker |
Kle you've owed me 50cents for weeks. I'll tell you what. I'll forget half of what you owed me. Ok I'll forget the another half. | monkey |
Joker: Wanna hear a construction joke? Person: Sure, I'd love to hear a construction joke! Joker: Sorry, I'm still working on it! Person: Ha, ha, ha!!!!!! | lisa2208 |
Joe:I think sports games are boring. Adam:Why? Joe: I know the score before it starts. Adam: What? Joe: 0 to 0 | jr. |
Joe: mom, wanna hear a long joke? mom: sure honey Joe: jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke | freddybobjoe & lolulo girl |
Jim:did you hear about the man who hijacked a boat? Jill: He asked for 2 million dollars and a parachute | meanie |
Jennifer:Jake why is your sister so small??
| half |
Isn't there 18 letters in the alphabets? Yes there is because E.T went into the U.F.O and the C.I.A. went after him! | Manny |
Is your refrigerator running? Then you better go catch it! | Sam |
imagine you are in a haunted house and your surronded by ghosts, vampires and evil monsters.
| ping |
Imagine a duck into a glass bottle how do you get the duck out without breaking the bottle, hurting the duck, or using water?
| gsfhadfh |
If you had a million dollors and you were about to die what would you do? buy a life saver! | joker prank |
If three ghosts run a race which one will win?
| beebetz |
If there is 5 fish in a fishtank 1 drowns how many are left? 5 because fish do not drown. | babygirl |
If the pink house has pink bricks,the black one has black bricks. What does the greenhouse have??? A: Glass | katekate |
IF CHUCKIE WERE A CAT WHAT KIND WOULD HE BE? A SCAREDY CAT | PAIGE |
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims | Chicken |
I have 52 heads, 26 legs and 88 hands Who am I? A liar | EJD |
I BET I CAN MAKE YOU SPEAK LIKE A DOG. what is on top of a house? A ROOF!!!!! DO YOU GET IT. HA HA HA! | don omar |
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? he could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck chucks if a wood chuck could chuck wood | cookie |
How much money does a skunk have? one scent | skunk |
HOW MUCH IS 5Q+5Q? 10Q WELCOME! | ding dong |
How much dirt is in a hole six feet deep and two feet wide? None it's a hole | kkc |
How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but she changes it into a toad! | Lizzy |
How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. Vampires prefer the dark. | Manny |
How many graves are in a grave yard??
| Marie |
How many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach? | baby d |
How is the little shark who swalled the silver dollar?no change yet. | fizz |
How does money taste?? really really rich!!jajaja | joker |
How Does A Witch Know how much money you have? They can tell your fortune! | Lakota |
how does a snow monster build his house?a. iglue | smily |
How does a ghost cry? Boo!-hoo | Neha Madeyanda |
How does a cow do math? It uses a cowculator!!! | ANGEL |
How does a cow count? with a cowculator ha ha ha | jess |
How do you stop your pets from getting ticks? Don't let it wear a watch | Raman |
How do you stop a lion from charging? take away its credit cards!! | rcky123 |
how do you start a teddy race? Reddy, Teddy, Go!!!! | The joker |
How do you start a teddy bear race?
| Khan |
How do you start a teddy bear race A. say ready teddy go!!!! | pinky |
How do you say chocolate in french? chocolate in french !! duhh | joey jaski's baby girl 4 ever |
How do you now your a pirate? your just arrr | bum |
How do you make and egg roll? push it | egg roll |
How do you make an eggroll? You push it! | yoyogirl |
How do you make an eggroll? You push it! | yoyogirl |
How do you make a slow horse fast? stop feeding it | horse |
How do you make a kleenex dance! Put a little boogy in it! | windal arndt |
How do you know when a dinosaur is under your bed? your nose hits the ceiling | dinosaur |
How do you know there is an elephant in your refrigerator?
| TIFF-TIFF |
How do you know Saturns been married so many times? Because he has so many rings | roxy |
How do you know if there is a dinosaur under your bed?
| bugs321456987 |
How do you fix a car in Scotland? with scotch tape. | Cutiepie16 |
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste! | moe |
How do you cut a sea in half? With a Sea Saw !!!!!!!!!!! | FunnyBones3 |
How do you clean a messy tuba???????????
| how do |
How do u spell hard water with 3 letters?
| nastassia |
How do u make freinds with a squirrel?
| Sabre |
How do books comunicate? They page each other! | roxy |
How do babies cheat at nursery school? crib notes | bo bo man |
How did the soilder fit a tank inside of his house?
| Ghetto Gurl |
How did the dentist fix the dragons teeth? With a fire drill. | nicole |
how could you tell when a ghost is lying? you could see right threw them. | Smoothy |
How Can a hamburger run a mile??? because its fastfood!!!!!!!!!!! | K |
Hey Mike what do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? I don't know what do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? You get a turken! | babyphat |
Have you heard the story of the germ?
| germex |
Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. | smellz (good) |
good news:two boys climbing up a tree bad news:one fell out good news:there was a net underneath bad news:there was a rake beside it good news:he missed the rake! bad news:he missed the net too! | maloki |
Flight assistant: "would you care for an orange juice"?
| ppp ooffff |
FATHER: How are your grades, son? SON: Under water, Dad. FATHER: Under water? What do you mean? SON: They're below C level. | dude |
Does any animals have keys?
| zorra |
Doctor: Whats wrong? Banana: I don't peel well | munshcin |
doctor: I have some good news and bad news. patient: whats the good news. doctor: you have 24 hrs. to live. patient: whats the bad news. Doctor I have been trying | the boss |
doctor doctor I think I'm a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together then | tunny |
doctor doctor i feel like a pack of cards! I will deal with you later | sunshine |
Docter,Docter I think I am a deck of cards! Do not worry I will DEAL with you later. | Feather |
Docter Docter I feel like a pig How long have you been feeling like this? For a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekk | Monkey moomoo |
Do you want to hear the ceiling joke? I should not tell you, it is too far above your head! | smileyman |
Do you want to hear the butter joke? I'm not going to tell you. You might spread it. | coolchick |
Do you want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it | jokey |
do you now why the boy had a measuring tape under his pilow?
| Tina |
Did you hear the story about the germ? Nevermind, I don't want it to spread. | Eyeball |
Did you hear the one about the skunk?
| d-man |
Did you hear about the spaceship? It is out of this world. | Pile-o-mud |
Did you ever hear about the goldfish that got robbed? Now he’s a bronze fish!! | sharky |
Did dinosaurs have telephones? No, but the croc-dial did | Ace Bunny |
Daughter: Mom I'm home.
| Jazz |
Dad:Are you hungry?. Boy:Yes. Dad:Nice to meet you hungry...whats your last name? | ninja boy |
CUSTOMER:WAITER WHY IS MY FOOD FLAT? WAITER:WHEN YOU ORDERED YOUR FOOD YOU SAID TO STEP ON IT! | TWEETY |
customer:'waiter waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup' waiter(sobbing)'and he was so young' | chihuahua |
chealsea: i bet i can make you say blue. maddison: try me chealsea: whats the color of the chalk? Maddison: green chealsea: told you i could make you say green. Maddison;no you said blue. uh oh. | kennedy |
CAN YOU MAKE A SENTENCE OUT OF THE COLORS GREEN,PINK,AND YELLOW?
| SALIMAH |
Brian: Doc I am having a problem in remembering things
| peguines |
boy:i have been seeing spots for a sometime friend:did u ever see a doctor? boy:nope just spots | Guyanas Pride |
BOY:EWW! Theres a bug in my fries!
| Crazy Smiling Face |
Boy: I got blamed for something I didn't do. Friend: What? Boy: My Homework! | Bookworm |
Bob: I fell off a 10 foot ladder. Rob: Were you hurt? Bob: No I fell off the second step. | Manny |
Billy's mom had four kids Penny, Nickel, and dime what was the fourth ones name? Billy!!! Get it? Billy's mom. | dance |
BETTY: Doctor,I seem to have been seeing purple monsters with pink spots. DOCTOR: Have you seen an eye doctor? BETTY: No. Just purple monsters with pink spots. HA! HA! HA! | LADYBUGGY |
BACON:How's the weather down here?
| REEF |
Amer: Dad can u write in a dark Dad: I think so. What do u want me to write. Amer: Your name on my report card | Maryum |
ally:are you smart Billy:yes Ally:spell it. Billy:S-M-A-R-T Ally:Nope I said spell IT. | berry10 |
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter | Bubbles |
A:why did the cookie go to the doctors
| cherie |
A:What do you call two married spiders? Q:newley webbed! hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha | TABA |
A:What do you call to married spiders Q:newley webbed! | TABA |
A:knock knock B:who is there? A:cow goes B:cow goes who? A:NO,cow goes moo | lil angle |
A pizza man and a banker are similar because their good with dough. | pooh |
A Mommy tomato, a Daddy tomato and a Baby tomato all went out for a walk, when the Baby tomato started lagging behind, the Daddy tomato walked back to him, stepped on him and said ketchup(catch up) | Winged Wonder |
A man went to the doctor and said, "I have a memory problem." The doctor said, "OK. Tell me more about your problem." The man said, "What problem?" | klj |
A man walks into a doctors office and says "I have a Memory problem" The doctor says "OK tell me more about your problem" The man says "What problem?" | cowgirlup95 |
A man said Doctor Doctor I think I need glasses and the man said you certainly do sir this is a restaurant | Hannah C. C |
A man found a pig and a police officer said to take it to the zoo. officer: so you took the pig? man: yes, and we had so much fun at the zoo, today we're going to the park! | chel |
A duck walks into a candy shop byes a stick of gum. The cashier askes cash or charge? The duck says put it on my bill! | K |
A duck goes in to a store and buys some chapstick. The clerk asks if this will be cash or charge. The duck says just put it on my BILL | logo |
A duck and a rabbit went to a restaraunt who do you think paid? The duck he had the bill!!!!! | MC Mong |
A deer a skunk, and a duck go into a restrant. When it is time to pay , the deer did not have a buck, the skunk did not have a cent, so they put it on the duck's bill! | Goldie |
A dear, a skunk and a duck go into a resturaunt. When it is time to pay,the dear didn't have a buck, the skunk didn't have a cent, so they put it on the ducks bill! | Bookworm |
A baby lion is chaseing a man around a tree.Mother Lion:Honey, don't play with your food. | quick boy |
/q/ What starts with an e and ends with an e with 1 letter in it? /a/ an envelope | inu-girl |
(This did NOT happen to me) A girl texted: What does IDK mean? ME: I don't know GIRL: OMG!!! No one else does, either! | crazychick |
(Say to an adult)You say:"How many kidneys do you have?" They say: "two" You say: "Wrong! You don't have any kid-nees, only adult knees" | Bean Head |
(Q)why did mrs.mushroom marry mr.mushroom? (A) because he was a fun....guy! | fay |
(Q)If an athlete has athlete's foot, what does an astaurnat have? (A) Missile Toe! | Christine |
(Q) why doesn"t a cheetah like to do laundry? (A) it has so many spots | Brandon's Girlfriend |
(Q) WHATS HEAVIER 1 POUND OF LEAD OR 1 POUND OF FEATHERS?
| BATON QUEEN |
(Q) whats a mummys favorite kind of music? (A)wrap music | princess14 |
(Q) what did the anouncer named his son? (A) mike | pinklady |
'what illness do retired pilots get?' 'flu' | chihuahua |
'waiter, call the manager, i cant eat this stew' 'he wouldnt eat it either sir' | chihuahua |
'waiter waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?' 'looks like its trying to get out sir' | chihuahua |
'waiter waiter, this soup tastes funny' 'then why arent you laughing then?' | chihuahua |
'waiter waiter theres a fly in my soup' 'thats alright sir, he wont drink much' | chihuahua |
'doctor,doctor, my hair is falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in?' 'how about a paper bag?' | chihuhaua |
'doc-doct-docter, i ha-ve diff-i-cul-ty sp-eak-ing' 'sorry i wasnt listening, could you repeat that?' | chihuahua |
"What's green and sings" "Elvis Parsley." | president somalia |
5/4 people are bad with fractions | cool |

