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H ow did the shoe fall over?????Submitted by Star What do ya say when a dinosaur doesn't see ya?Submitted by Dan Why do cows wear bells?Submitted by gag How many stories does the building have?Submitted by Allie What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?Submitted by sarah Why was the ocean arrested?Submitted by Rich What do you call a deer with no eyes?Submitted by Courtney Where do snowmen keep their money?Submitted by BRI-BRI What did the digital clock say to its mother?Submitted by Daniel what happens when you throw a green rock in the red sea??Submitted by queensilth WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO BANANA PEELS?Submitted by ALEXANDER Why did the orange go to the doctor?Submitted by Jen What do you call a snail on a ship?Submitted by Cameron Why was the ant so confused?Submitted by LiL Chico How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Submitted by Nelly What's a cows favorite place to go on a Saturday night?Submitted by ROBYN G. Why did cinderella get thrown out of the baseball game?Submitted by Brent What do ducktape and "The Force" have in common?Submitted by Zach What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?Submitted by Robyn How do you fix a pumpkin?Submitted by Anthony What kind of transportation does a blackbelt take?Submitted by Nate What baseball player makes lemonade?Submitted by Christy What do you call a mother that pokes you alot?Submitted by Kelsey Bruun Why does A banana wear suntan lotion?Submitted by Torance What's Black and white Black and white black and white and green?Submitted by Lydia West Teacher: Simon spell your name backwordsSubmitted by Tony WHAT DID THE AIR BALLOON SAY TO THE MAN?Submitted by brit l What you get when frosty and dracula cross the road?Submitted by megan What do you get when you cross a rainstorm and a covertible?Submitted by je What did sock say to the shoe?Submitted by brittney Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?Submitted by jamie Pat: Doc, I am having a problem remembering things.Submitted by noel What do you call a bow that you can't tie?Prongo submitted joke