Prongo Kids Jokes
Jokes 7 15 Archive
32 clean jokes shared by kids for classrooms, families, and quick laughs.
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What did the motor say to the batterySubmitted by Stan
Where do they put rowdy apes?Submitted by Dan
What do vegetables wear when they get married?Submitted by Adam
What kind of fish is good at old maid?Submitted by Paul
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANIMAL THAT YOU HATE BUT YOU CLAP FOR?Submitted by Mimi
What kind of bow is impossible to tie?Submitted by Laura
What did the candle say to the candle?Submitted by Laura
A little boy was walking home from school during a thunderstorm. His mom sa...Submitted by Alyssa
What lies on the ground a hundred feet in the air?Submitted by tyler
Where do ducks go on their vacation?Submitted by DC
What do you call a bear with out teeth?Submitted by Kel kel
What's the handiest tree?Submitted by Sam
How can I tell a baseball is hurt?Submitted by Nick
Why did Jill cover her hand in ketchup?Submitted by keli
Why did the boy take a broom to the dance?Submitted by Guineapig fan
What did the math book say to the other math book???Submitted by Morgan
Why didn't the coach let Cinderella play baseball?Submitted by Celeste
What did the firecracker say to the man?Submitted by ashley
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?Submitted by Hannah
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN CROSS A BOW THAT CAN TIE?Submitted by Teely
What jeans do ghost wear?Submitted by Kayla Franks
What do you call a captain wearing underwear?Submitted by Zack
What are two meals that you do not eat for Breakfest?Submitted by Brendan Kelley
What's Black and white Black and white black and white and green?Submitted by Lydia West
Teacher: Simon spell your name backwordsSubmitted by Tony
WHAT DID THE AIR BALLOON SAY TO THE MAN?Submitted by brit l
What you get when frosty and dracula cross the road?Submitted by megan
What do you get when you cross a rainstorm and a covertible?Submitted by je
What did sock say to the shoe?Submitted by brittney
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?Submitted by jamie
Pat: Doc, I am having a problem remembering things.Submitted by noel
What do you call a bow that you can't tie?Prongo submitted joke