Prongo Kids Jokes
Jokes 1210 Archive
27 clean jokes shared by kids for classrooms, families, and quick laughs.
Submitted jokes
27 of 27 kid-submitted jokes shown.
What kind of fast food do frogs eat?Submitted by NIYA223
Why did the farmer use a steam roller on his potato farm?Submitted by Jenna
Why did the tomato turn red?Submitted by kayla d.
What has four wheels and flies?Submitted by steelbar
Why do fish hate friday?Submitted by naenae
How does penguin make pancakes?Submitted by Agila
Why does Tiger Woods wear two sweaters?Submitted by Cory
HOW MANY LEMONS GROW ON A TREESubmitted by MAEGAN
Why do elephants paint their toes nails red??Submitted by Hinds children
How can you tell when a clock is hungrySubmitted by Erin
WHAT CAN YOU GET FROM A SHAKING COW?Submitted by LEON DINESH
If you ride in to town on a horse on friday stay two days,and leave on frid...Submitted by tyler
What did the star say to the sun?Submitted by Mary-Kate
WHAT IS A GOOD TIME TO GO TO THE DENTIST?Submitted by VANESSA
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?Submitted by jasmine
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?Submitted by Kendra
What kind of boxers box for lunch?Submitted by Jimmy Porter
Child: Can I buy this too, mommy?Submitted by Larry
Imagine a goose in a bottle how do get the goose out of the bottle without...Submitted by Randon
Aurther:Why did you put a flash light in you're lunchbox?Submitted by Eddie
WHY DID THE MAN WITH ONE HAND CROSS THE ROAD?Submitted by Wee Tich
What's black and white and eats like a horse?Submitted by Jane
I AM THE START OF END, END OF SPACE AND EAGLE. WHO AM I?Submitted by AAKANKSHA
Why couldn't the dalmation hide fromm its mother?Submitted by tiger
Whats a ghosts favorite lake?Submitted by Breeze
What kind of money do chickens have????????Submitted by Hannah Banana
What do you call a dog with a cat for a tale?Submitted by tyler