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What did the lettuce say to the carrot??Submitted by bubba What do you call a dog with a cat for a tale?Submitted by tyler How do you make a pikachu move?Submitted by riley jack seeds Where does a cow go on Saturday nights?Submitted by Taylor How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?Submitted by Erik What is the best time to go to the dentist?Submitted by Jimmy Why was the bicycle leaning against the wall?Submitted by Jimmy What happens if Flys start to attack?Submitted by Cory What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?Submitted by Yiddes A roster laid an egg on top of a barn which way did it roll?Submitted by cool What did one one tomato say to the other tomato?Submitted by beboppy What do you call a dog from New York?Submitted by Cayleigh Crook One boy had an exam one day the other day when he came back home with the r...Submitted by Palvaini Suppose you are trapped in a room with no windows or doors and no way of es...Submitted by Vainipal There were two trains coming opposite each other on the same track why didn...Submitted by Nivaipal What do you call a dog that has fever?Submitted by Palnivai What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?Submitted by Rash Is your refrigerator running?Submitted by courtney WHAT DID THE OCEAN SAY TO THE SHORESubmitted by BRYNNE What is red and green and grows in a tomato patch?Submitted by funnygirl2000 If H2O IS ON THE INSIDE OF A FIREHYDREN, WHAT IS ON THE OUT?Submitted by Erica Elline What do skeletons eat for breakfast?Submitted by Chanie Why did the cookie go to the doctor?Submitted by Chris Why do Eskimos wash in tide?Submitted by Cody WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS UNDERNEATH THE ROAD?Submitted by TIM WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD TWICE?Submitted by RASHAW What kind of cheese do you get from a holy cow?Submitted by Jody Carson What does a alligator drink when it is sickSubmitted by lil fry What animal can you never trust?Submitted by Meg KNOCK KNOCKSubmitted by Brigit What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?Submitted by Maigen KNOCK KNOCKSubmitted by cgirlrulz WHY DID THE HOT DOG WEAR A SWEATER?Submitted by mario cipriano What does an island and the letter t have in common?Submitted by pinkymoneylj Can chips swim?Submitted by funnymoneylj What N.H.L team always gets the fastest work done on their cars?Submitted by Mini-me Why don't you do math in the jungle?Submitted by drama mama why did the boy take a ladder to school?Submitted by Arianne KNOCK KNOCKSubmitted by Benny What do traffic wardens have in their sandwiches?Submitted by Becky Mom, what is a werewolf?Submitted by Becky What did the beach say as the tide came in?Submitted by Lynn Two friends were sharing a soda. Mike said, "You can have your half." Jamie...Prongo submitted joke What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?Prongo submitted joke What kind of toes do you find in the ground?Submitted by kim Teacher: Give me a sentence using the words defense, defeat, and detail.Submitted by TOTO