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Why do seagulls live by the sea?Submitted by Dezmon KNOCK KNOCKSubmitted by Em Why did the chewing gum cross the road?Submitted by Ethan Why did the stoplight turn red?Submitted by Amanda How is a stoplight and a baby alike?Submitted by Mandy KNOCK KNOCKSubmitted by WILLIE Why didn't the chicken take the soup that was offered to him by Snags?Submitted by BamBam Why did the farmer cross the road?Submitted by Carissa or kissy What is black and white and red all over?Submitted by smiley What did the prince think of Snow White?Submitted by smiley HOW DO YOU STOP A SKUNK FROM SMELLING?Submitted by CHRIS R Why did the chicken cross the playground?Submitted by Warren OKAY U PUT A GERAFFE IN A REFRIGERATOR AND U TAKE IT OUT. U PUT A MONKAY IN...Submitted by AMBERLERT KNOCK KNOCKSubmitted by Doree Why did the boy eat the coin??Submitted by O"Donnell Why did the turtle cross the road?Submitted by Sayda/Soda WHY THE FISH IS AFRAID OF THE COMPUTER?...Submitted by RUSH Why did the little boy take a ladder to the market?Submitted by mallisssa What did the frog say when he saw all his friends at the pond?Submitted by jess What do you call a table without feet?Submitted by mica* Two sausages were in a frying pan. One sausage said, "It is too hot in here!"Submitted by toto How can you tell there is an elephant in your refriderator?Submitted by Tonya Why did the cow cross the road?Submitted by Bryce Why did the Chicken say no when the other asked it to cross the road?Submitted by Meliss Why did the rooster cross the road?Submitted by Markie WHY DIDN'T THE DOGS WANT TO GO IN THE BEACH?Submitted by CRISTY KNOCK KNOCKSubmitted by Meg Three people were named Shut Up, Trouble, and Manners. Trouble got lost, an...Submitted by Felicia Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?Submitted by bisi Why did the boy eat his homework?Submitted by bisi A boy took a science test about the ocean. His dad asked, "How did you do o...Submitted by Desiree What did the grape say when the boy stepped on it?Submitted by Desiree What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?Submitted by Desiree Why did Jenny throw her clock out the window?Submitted by Brady Mrs. Tan came home panting. She said, "I chased the bus and saved 60 cents....Submitted by Sandee What did the General do with his arms?Submitted by Brady What did the General do with his armies?Submitted by Elvis What did the cheese say to the other one?Submitted by Tifanie Why did the cookie go to the docters?Submitted by Jennifer What did the rug say to the floor?Submitted by Cherry Why don't lobsters share there toys?Submitted by Amanda Whats the best thing you put in your pie?Submitted by Amanda A student needed to go to the bathroom. The teacher said, "First, sing the...Submitted by Niam What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?Submitted by elvis Why did the man go outside with a bowl?Submitted by Crystal (CECE) What did the traffic light say to the car?Submitted by Walter What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?Submitted by Mt_Rainier What happened to the maid that fell into the volcano?Submitted by Niam What is a ship that doesn't have an engine or doesn't float on water?Submitted by MiChELleO'S What does a sick bird need?Submitted by Paricia Why did the woman go outside with her purse open?Submitted by Steve