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Why did the woman go outside with her purse open?Submitted by Steve Knock knock.Submitted by butter_cup What did one wall say to the other wall?Submitted by Jacob and Jackie What's a fish's favorite game show?Submitted by Michelle How do you catch a tame bunny?Submitted by Ashtray Three tomatoes were crossing the road: Mama Tomato, Papa Tomato, and Baby T...Submitted by Karen Two friends were named Trouble and Be Quiet. Trouble got lost, so Be Quiet...Submitted by Karen What's black and white and red all over?Submitted by Shana What is a frogs favorite drink?Submitted by James F. What kind of train chews bubble gum?Submitted by James F. KNOCK KNOCK?Submitted by STAR What goes up & never comes down?Submitted by PRETTY GIRL A driver got a speeding ticket in the mail with a photo of his car. Instead...Submitted by Alisha Why didn't the chicken cross the road?Submitted by little What fruit teases you?Submitted by Stephanie What did the little firecracker say to the big firecracker?Submitted by Tate What do you call a pig crossing the road?Submitted by Loukia Why was 10 afraid of 7?Submitted by Anurag How could you tell if a vampire had a cold?Submitted by Anurag What did the dog say when the cat scratched him?Submitted by Megan What did the bigger Telephone say to the smaller telephone?Submitted by RAVISH Why didn't the skeleten cross the road?Submitted by Malou Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?Submitted by Emily HOW DO YOU MAKE A TISSUE DANCE?Submitted by MELISSA Why didn't the girl mushroom go out with the boy mushroom?Submitted by Jackie Rick: Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street?Submitted by Jay Why was the middle ages the dark ages?Submitted by Kathy What animal should you never play cards with?Submitted by Arnica Why is "B" such a lazy letter?Submitted by Roman Why did the booger cross the road?Submitted by Shelly Why are basketball players so messy?Submitted by Flygirl The captain asked the goalkeeper, "Why do you not catch the ball?"Submitted by Hanhoon Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?Submitted by Amie.B. Why don't you ever see a crow dead on the side of the road?Submitted by kim What did the acorn say when it grew up?Submitted by Jordan Why did the gum cross the road?Submitted by Stephen What did the pig say to the piglet?Submitted by Juliana What do you call a fly with no wings?Submitted by Raven There is a one story house and everything in it is yellow. What color are t...Submitted by White What is black, white, and red all over?Submitted by Mary K S. What type of candy would you eat before you die?Submitted by Anthony What does the cow say when a car is in front of her?Submitted by Stunt What do you do after you play pool?Submitted by kara Why did the frog cross the road?Submitted by kenny