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Why did the mummy go to the movies alone.Submitted by Jean Marie Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?Submitted by Danny Boy What did the mommy doe say to the baby doe?Submitted by Jimmy Stephens age 9 WHAT HAS FOUR LEGS AND ITS GRAY AND HAS A TRUNK?Submitted by MEAGAN AGE 9 IF A ROOSTER WERE TO LAY AN EGG ON A BARN WHICH WAY WOULD IT ROLL DOWN?Submitted by CHUMP What did Adam say to Eve when it was christmas?Submitted by Dennis Why did the skeleton cross the road?Submitted by Dennis Niklas Otto Where Do cows go on vacation?Submitted by Td1mew What did George Washington say to his men before they got on the boat?Submitted by Tanisha Why didn't the skeleton go to school?Submitted by nikki What is the strongest animal of all?Submitted by MP Why do fire fighters wear suspenders?Submitted by MP If Frosty the snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child?Submitted by Koby What runs all day but never walks, murmurs but never talks, has a bed but n...Submitted by MP Why did the cow go to church?Submitted by Bianca What did the mother ghost tell her little ghost?Submitted by Leann What did the Mother ghost say when the little ghost got into the car?Submitted by Leann KNOCK KNOCKSubmitted by Leann Why don't ghost go outside when its raining?Submitted by Leann KNOCK KNOCKSubmitted by davebrennan Why was the pig in the cash register?Submitted by Sarah Why did the Football coach go to the bank?Submitted by Sarah IF A ROOSTER LAYS AN EGG ON THE TOP OF A ROOF WITCH WAY WOULD IT ROLL DOWN:...Submitted by LITTLE BIT What did an overweight parrot say???Submitted by soccerchick What travels 9 kilometers an hour underground?Submitted by justin What is a cow's favorite form of entertainment?Submitted by Madhu What's green and sings?Submitted by Shona How do you make a hanky dance?Submitted by justin What animal you should never play cards with?Submitted by Nadirah KNOCK KNOCKSubmitted by Andrea Why did the farmer bury his money?Submitted by Kay If you have 9 oranges in one hand and 8 in the other what do you have?Submitted by David age11 Why did the farmer put bells on his cows?Submitted by Meagan What is black and white and has 16 Wheels?Submitted by Daniel KNOCK KNOCKSubmitted by Sarah KNOCK KNOCKSubmitted by CHICA What did the plate say to the other plate?Submitted by TomJia What do skeletons say before dining?Submitted by snake What is black and white and red all over?Submitted by snakelouis KNOCK KNOCKSubmitted by Em Why did the chewing gum cross the road?Submitted by Ethan