|Great kid jokes that creative kids can come up with their own, they usually need to get funny material from somewhere or someone. During the crazy time, we could all use a laugh. To help you, we’ve rounded up funny, kid-friendly jokes that kids summited. Some of the themes are Star wars, corny jokes, pirate jokes, school, and even animal jokes. Crack up your child with these clean jokes for kids whenever you both need a good laugh because the laughing from kids’ jokes is infectious. Who doesn’t need a good laugh in times like today! I hope you enjoy every joke.|
|Do you have holes in your underwear?|
No? So how do you put your legs through?
|How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for his birthday? |
He felt his presents.
|What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?|
|What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?|
|Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill with it.|
|What time is it when the clock strikes 13?|
Time to get a new clock.
|How does a cucumber become a pickle?|
It goes through a jarring experience
|What did one toilet say to the other?|
You look a bit flushed.
|What do you think of that new diner on the moon?|
Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
|Why did the dinosaur cross the road?|
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
|Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?|
Because she will “let it go, let it go.”
|What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?|
A tuba toothpaste.
|Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?|
Because she wanted to go to high school.
|What do you call a dog magician?|
|Where would you find an elephant?|
The same place you lost her.
|How do you get a squirrel to like you?|
Act like a nut.
|How does a scientist freshen her breath?|
|How are false teeth like stars?|
They come out at night.
|What building in your town has the most stories?|
The public library.
|What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?|
Finding half a worm.
|What is the computer’s favorite snack?|
|What did one volcano say to the other?|
I lava you.
|How do we know that the ocean is friendly?|
|What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?|
|How does the moon cut his hair?|
|How do you talk to a giant?|
Use big words.
|What animal is always at a baseball game?|
|What falls in winter but never gets hurt?|
|What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?|
That hit the spot.
|Why did the kid cross the playground?|
To get to the other slide.
|What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?|
|Why did the tomato blush?|
Because it saw the salad dressing.
|Why didn’t the duck pay for the lip balm?|
He wanted to put it on his bill.
|What do you call an alligator in a vest?|
|Why did Darth Vader turn off one light?|
He prefers it on the dark side.
|What do you call a fly without wings?|
|How do you throw a party on Mars?|
|When is it time to go to the dentist?|
Tooth hurty (2:30)
|What did the frog order at McDonald’s?|
French flies and Diet Croak.
|Why did the girl throw a stick of butter out the window?|
To see butter-fly.
|Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?|
They both got 6 months.
|Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert?|
Because he was stuffed.
|How do you make a tissue dance?|
Put a little boogie in it.
|What does a vampire take for a sore throat?|
|What’s green, has six legs, and if it drops out of a tree onto you will kill you?|
A pool table.
|What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?|
|Why did the boy throw a clock out the window?|
To see time fly.
|What’s black and white and red all over?|
An embarrassed zebra.
|Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?|
Because she runs away from the ball.
|What did one eye say to the other?|
Between us, something smells.
|What’s faster hot or cold?|
Hot, because everyone catches a cold.
|Why was 6 afraid of 7?|
Because 7, 8 (ate), 9.
|Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?|
The lettuce was “ahead” but the tomato was trying to “catch up.”
|Is your refrigerator running?|
You better go catch it.
|Why don’t scientists trust atoms?|
Because they make up everything.
|What’s a pirate’s favorite subject in school?|
|Where do cows go for entertainment?|
|How do you learn to be a trash collector?|
Just pick it up as you go along.
|What would a bear say if he got confused?|
I barely understand.
|What do bumblebees chew?|
|What does the ocean do when it sees its friends?|