Christmas jokes for kids: A Holiday Collection of Christmas Jokes.
- What do you get when you cross Santa and a duck? A Christmas quacker!
- Why did Santa’s helpers start to dance? They heard the jingle bell rock!=
- What did the reindeer say before they took off on Christmas Eve? “All aboard the sleigh, time to fly!”
- Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed? Because he had low elf-esteem.
- What did the gingerbread man put on his Christmas wish list? A cookie cutter.
- What did the ornaments say to the Christmas tree? “Don’t get tinsel-tongued!”
- What did the snowman say to the carrot? “You’re the top of my list for Christmas dinner!”
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
- What did the tree say to the decoration? “You really spruce up the place!”
- What did Santa say to his elves when they finished all their work? “Elf well done!”
- What did Santa say to the naughty list? “You better watch out!”
- Why was the gingerbread man feeling sad on Christmas morning? Because he had no icing!
- What did the elf say to Santa when he asked for a raise? “I’ve been a very good elf!”
- Why was Santa’s workshop so cold? Because it was full of drafts!
- What did the reindeer say when it saw a shooting star? “Don’t worry, Rudolph, that’s just a falling star!”
- What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? “You’re a real bauble!”
- Why couldn’t the turkey play a musical instrument? Because he had the drumsticks!
- What did the reindeer say when it saw a funny movie? “That was hoof-larious!”
- Why was the stocking feeling sad? Because it was feeling empty!
- What did the gingerbread man put on his Christmas list? A cookie cutter.
- What did the reindeer say when it saw a scary movie? “I can’t watch this, I have antlers!”