What is worse than seeing a sharks fin?

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Question: Why is “H” the most fun letter?
Answer: Because it’s at the start of every Holiday.

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Question: Why did the traffic light turn red?
Answer: It was embarrassing to have to change in front of everyone.

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Question: What kind of Mexican food can give you frostbite?
Answer: A Burrr-ito!

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Question: Do you file your nails?
Answer: No, I throw them away.

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Question: What’s the difference between a butcher and an insomniac?
A. One weighs a steak and the other stays awake.

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Question: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
Answer: He wanted to see a butterfly.

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Question: What do you call a Hippie’s wife?
Answer: Mississippi.

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Question: What’s the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?
Answer: Anyone can roast beef.

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Question: What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
Answer: It wooden go.

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Question: What’s bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A Carrot.

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Question: Why did the Cyclops close his school?
Answer: He only had one Pupil.

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Question: Who can tell someone where to ‘get off’ and get away with it?
Answer: A Bus Driver.

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Question: What do you get if you cross a bag of chips and a lawnmower?
Answer: Shredded Treat.

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Question: What is worse than seeing a sharks fin?
Answer: Seeing the sharks tonsils.

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Question: What do Trees wear when they go the pool?
Answer: Swimming Trunks.

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Question: How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Just one, but she changes it into a toad.

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Question: Where should a 500-pound alien go?
Answer: On a diet!

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Question: What do you get if you cross an adult with a moan?
Answer: A Groan-up.