The 25 Best Puns – Jokes!

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  1. If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
  2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
  3. I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
  4. I changed my iPhone’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
  5. Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
  6. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
  7. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time-consuming.
  8. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
  9. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  10. A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.
  11. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
  12. Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
  13. Ninety-eight percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.
  14. When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.
  15. I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn’t trained.
  16. Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
  17. Where did the king put his armies? In his sleevies.
  18. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  19. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
  20. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  21. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside
  22. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
  23. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  24. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
  25. What thrill ride does a drink go on? A coaster!