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Title:	Submitted By:	Date Submitted:
What kind of fast food do frogs eat?	NIYA223	12/01/00
Why did the farmer use a steam roller on his potato farm?	Jenna	11/30/00
Why did the tomato turn red?	kayla d.	11/30/00
What has four wheels and flies?	steelbar	11/30/00
Why do fish hate friday?	naenae	11/28/00
How does penguin make pancakes?	Agila	11/28/00
Why does Tiger Woods wear two sweaters?	Cory	11/27/00
HOW MANY LEMONS GROW ON A TREE	MAEGAN	11/26/00
Why do elephants paint their toes nails red??	Hinds children	11/22/00
How can you tell when a clock is hungry	Erin	11/22/00
WHAT CAN YOU GET FROM A SHAKING COW?	LEON DINESH	11/22/00
If you ride in to town on a horse on friday stay two days,and leave on friday how do you do it?	tyler	11/21/00
What did the star say to the sun?	Mary-Kate	11/19/00
WHAT IS A GOOD TIME TO GO TO THE DENTIST?	VANESSA	11/18/00
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?	jasmine	11/13/00
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?	Kendra	11/14/00
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?	jasmine	11/13/00
What kind of boxers box for lunch?	Jimmy Porter	11/13/00
Child: Can I buy this too, mommy? Mother: You know money doesnt fall from the sky, I can't afford that.	Larry	11/12/00
Imagine a goose in a bottle how do get the goose out of the bottle without hurting the goose or the bottle?	Randon	11/09/00
Aurther: Why did you put a flash light in you're lunchbox?	Eddie	11/08/00
WHY DID THE MAN WITH ONE HAND CROSS THE ROAD?	Wee Tich	11/04/00
What's black and white and eats like a horse?	Jane	11/04/00
WHY DID THE MAN WITH ONE HAND CROSS THE ROAD?	Wee Tich	11/04/00
I AM THE START OF END, END OF SPACE AND EAGLE. WHO AM I?	AAKANKSHA	11/04/00
Why couldn't the dalmation hide fromm its mother?	tiger	11/04/00
I AM THE START OF END, END OF SPACE AND EAGLE. WHO AM I?	AAKANKSHA	11/04/00
Whats a ghosts favorite lake?	breeze	10/30/00
What kind of money do chickens have????????	Hannah Banana	10/28/00
What do you call a dog with a cat for a tale?	Taylor	10/27/00

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