Prongo.com Jokes -Break time--

Title:	Submitted By:	Date Submitted:
What did the lettuce say to the carrot??	bubba	10/28/00
What do you call a dog with a cat for a tale?	Taylor	10/27/00
How do you make a pikachu move?	riley jack seeds	10/27/00
Where does a cow go on Saturday nights?	Taylor	10/20/00
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?	Erik	10/20/00
What is the best time to go to the dentist?	Cory	10/15/00
Why was the bicycle leaning against the wall?	Jimmy	10/20/00
What happens if Flys start to attack?	Cory	10/15/00
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?	Yiddes	10/15/00
A roster laid an egg on top of a barn which way did it roll?	cool	10/15/00
What did one one tomato say to the other tomato?	beboppy	10/15/00
What do you call a dog from New York?	Cayleigh Crook	10/15/00
One boy had an exam one day the other day when he came back home with the result he told his mom his grade was wet.What does it mean?	Palvaini	10/15/00
Suppose you are trapped in a room with no windows or doors and no way of escaping. All you have is a Table and a saw. How would you escape?	Vainipal	10/15/00
There were two trains coming opposite each other on the same track why didn't they crash?	Nivaipal	10/15/00
What do you call a dog that has fever?	Palnivai	10/15/00
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?	Rash	10/13/00
Is your refrigerator running?	courtney	10/10/00
WHAT DID THE OCEAN SAY TO THE SHORE	BRYNNE	10/11/00
Teacher: Here is some interesting facts. What is red and green and grows in a tomato patch?	funnygirl2000	10/10/00
If H2O IS ON THE INSIDE OF A FIREHYDREN, WHAT IS ON THE OUT?	Erica Elline	10/10/00
What do skeletons eat for breakfast?	Chanie	10/09/00
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?	Chris	10/06/00
Why do Eskimos wash in tide?	Cody	10/06/00
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS UNDERNEATH THE ROAD?	TIM	10/04/00
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD TWICE?	RASHAW	10/04/00
What kind of cheese do you get from a holy cow?	Jody Carson	10/04/00
What does a alligator drink when it is sick	lil fry	10/04/00
What animal can you never trust?	Maigen	10/01/00
Knock, Knock---	Brigit	10/01/00
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?	Maigen	10/01/00
Knock, Knock---	cgirlrulz	10/01/00
WHY DID THE HOT DOG WEAR A SWEATER?	mario cipriano	09/30/00
What does an island and the letter t have in common?	pinkymoneylj	09/29/00
Can chips swim?	funnymoneylj	09/29/00
What N.H.L team always gets the fastest work done on their cars?	Mini-me	09/29/00
why don't you do math in the jungle?	Drama mama	09/28/00
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?	Arianne	09/25/00
Knock Knock	Benny	09/24/00
What do traffic wardens have in their sandwiches?	Becky	09/24/00
Mom, what is a warewolf?	Becky	09/24/00
What did the beach say as the tide came in?	Lynn	09/22/00
Two guys named Jamie and Mike were sharing a soda pop.	Harriet Potter	09/22/00
What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?	-------	09/21/00
What kind of toes do you find in the ground?	kim	09/19/00
Teacher: Give me a sentence using the words, defence, defeat and detail	toto	09/18/00