Prongo.com Jokes -Break time--

Title:	Submitted By:	Date Submitted:
Why did the mummy go to the movies alone	Jean Marie	08/31/00
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?	Danny Boy	08/29/00
What did the mommy doe say to the baby doe?	Jimmy Stephens age 9	08/28/00
WHAT HAS FOUR LEGS AND ITS GRAY AND HAS A TRUNK?	MEAGAN AGE 9	08/27/00
IF A ROOSTER WERE TO LAY AN EGG ON A BARN WHICH WAY WOULD IT ROLL DOWN?	CHUMP	08/27/00
What did Adam say to Eve when it was christmas?	Dennis	08/27/00
Why did the skeleton cross the road?	Dennis Niklas Otto	08/27/00
Where Do cows go on vacation?	Td1mew	08/26/00
What did George Washington say to his men before they got on the boat?	Tanisha	08/24/00
Why didn't the skeleton go to school?	nikki	08/24/00
What is the strongest animal of all?	MP	08/24/00
Why do fire fighters wear suspenders?	MP	08/24/00
If Frosty the snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child?	Koby	08/24/00
Runs all day, but never walks	MP	08/23/00
Why did the cow go to church?	Bianca	08/22/00
What did the mother ghost tell her little ghost?	Leann	08/21/00
What did the Mother ghost say when the little ghost got into the car?	Leann	08/21/00
Knock Knock	Leann	08/21/00
Why don't ghost go outside when its raining?	Leann	08/21/00
Knock Knock	davebrennan	08/20/00
Why was the pig in the cash register?	Sarah	08/20/00
Why did the Football coach go to the bank?	Sarah	08/20/00
IF A ROOSTER LAYS AN EGG ON THE TOP OF A ROOF WITCH WAY WOULD IT ROLL DOWN: WEST OR EAST?????	LITTLE BIT	08/19/00
What did an overweight parrot say???	soccerchick	08/19/00
what travels 9 kilometers an hour underground?	Jake	08/19/00
How many cows does it take does it take to change a light bulb?	Madhu	08/19/00
What's green and sings?	Shona	08/17/00
How do you make a hanky dance?	justin	08/18/00
What animal you should never play cards with?	Nadirah	08/17/00
knock knock	Andrea	08/17/00
Why did the farmer bury his money?	Kay	08/17/00
If you have 9 oranges in one hand and 8 in the other what do you have?	David age11	08/16/00
Why did the farmer put bells on his cows?	Meagan	08/16/00
What is black and white and has 16 Wheels?	Daniel	08/16/00
KNOCK KNOCK	Sarah	08/15/00
KNOCK KNOCK	CHICA	08/15/00
What did the plate say to the other plate?	TomJia	08/15/00
What do skeletons say before dining?	snake	08/15/00
What is black and white and red all over?	snakelouis	08/15/00
Knock Knock...	Em	08/15/00
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?	Ethan	08/14/00