What kind of award did the dentist receive?     A little plaque.

    Question: Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work?   Answer: He was predicting showers.

    What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon

    What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?   Finding half a worm.

    How does a scientist freshen her breath?     With experi-mints!

  What do you call two birds in love?   Tweethearts!

  What did one volcano say to the other?     I lava you!

  What building in New York has the most stories?   The public library!

What animal is always at a baseball game?     A bat

  How do you talk to a giant?   Use big words!

Where would you find an elephant?     The same place as you lost her!

  What is worse than raining cats and dogs?   Hailing taxis!

What did the little corn say to the mama corn?   Where is pop corn?

Why was the baby strawberry crying?   Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?     A palm tree!

Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

  What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!  

  Why was 6 afraid of 7?   Because 7, 8, 9

  How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?   You rocket!

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?   Between us, something smells!

  What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?     A dino-snore!

Follow the line through the maze game.  These are easy online mazes that are great for preschool and Kindergarten kids.

Two Player Math Game Addition Add the two numbers together then type the answer in the box. Hit the “Total” button to see if you entered the correct answer. Good luck!

Baby Chicken Matching Game is a memory match game where you need to match pairs of tiles. Playing is very simple – you turn over one tile and then try to find a matching tile. Concentration Memory matching game. Find two cards that match to win the cards. When you click on the first tile […]